Worried what a mid life crisis next year will do to his form.
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Bunions will be giving him hell right now
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He is an incredibly gutsy in and under player for his age. I look forward to seeing him as a core mid next season . We should be salivating at the prospect of him working with Robey at centre bounce for the next 10 years together with a really fast mid with lethal foot skills if we can get one with our pick1.
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Hope hes sorted out his negative gearing portfolio
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I’ve created an account for him on every dating app. See below.
“Looking for a tall, athletic and uncompromising mate. If you fit the bill and are immediately ready to produce my offspring, then please message the Essendon FC. Looks are not important, but you must be fertile.”
Surprisingly 0 responses so far, but lots of views.
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Thank you mate, it’s incredibly nice of you to say. I just love footy and writing / talking about it gives me nice passion outlet.
Thanks again!
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True to spike’s observation - we need a couple of speedy outside seagulls to feed of these beasts - one two combo of (Salah / Mane) would be prefecto
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I understand at his ultrasound the obstetrician told his folks “Congratulations, it’s a man.”"
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He was born right at the end of the 142nd trimester.
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Dyson has been my accountant for the last 20 years. Five stars. Highly recommend.
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I heard he waved the obstetrician away and said “I’ll do it myself”.
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Complete your training, shave it, and be the BBBM you were born to be.
MATTINGLEY!
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This bloke has to shave that melon this offseason. It will add another 25 years.
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Bumped into him at the local GF yesterday. Arm still in a sling but in good spirits and can’t wait to crack into pre season.
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Jeez you must have hit him hard.
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