#16 Josh “Fridge” Begley

A strong body, can kick a goal and have a bit of a run upfield. There’s a bit of Stewie Crameri about the Fridge.

A strong body, can kick a goal and have a bit of a run upfield. There's a bit of Stewie Crameri about the Fridge.

Yep we have found our Crameri replacement.
But he can kick straight.

I have a full blown hard-on

Not a metaphorical hard-on, a literal hard-on

I haven’t been this excited about an 18 y.o. kid since my high school formal

That awkward moment when you realise you accidentally took Viagra instead of your vitamin supplements.

You took vitamin supplement before your high school formal? Certainly not the way I remember mine.

I have a full blown hard-on

Not a metaphorical hard-on, a literal hard-on

I haven’t been this excited about an 18 y.o. kid since my high school formal

That awkward moment when you realise you accidentally took Viagra instead of your vitamin supplements.

And you’re a 55 year old catholic school teacher

I'm getting 16 on my jumper for this year, fk it

Was a Tayte Pears fan growing up.

If this guy kicks a few more 4+ goal hauls , he needs to change his name to Bagley.

Either that or if he strikes up a friendship with Jakey Carlisle.

If this guy kicks a few more 4+ goal hauls , he needs to change his name to Bagley.

I have a full blown hard-on

Not a metaphorical hard-on, a literal hard-on

I haven’t been this excited about an 18 y.o. kid since my high school formal

That awkward moment when you realise you accidentally took Viagra instead of your vitamin supplements.

And you’re a 55 year old teacher

I don't want to say it, because I'll get bashed, but Tippa has been underwhelming as a forward so far this year. I know that he is a pressure player, but also needs to hit the scoreboard.
He was the last or second last touch in 25% of our goals on the weekend. Not bad for a player out of touch.
I have a full blown hard-on

Not a metaphorical hard-on, a literal hard-on

I haven’t been this excited about an 18 y.o. kid since my high school formal

Genuinely LOLd.

As did I…then felt a little uncomfortable.

BIG.
BOI.
BEGLEY

Have we signed him up yet?

Starting to get concerned.

I need to start selling Panic pre-orders

surely there is a panic futures market?

Have we signed him up yet?

Starting to get concerned.

Yeah we signed him up on a 12 month payment plan. No deposit, no interest.


What about the extended warranty?
I have a full blown hard-on

Not a metaphorical hard-on, a literal hard-on

I haven’t been this excited about an 18 y.o. kid since my high school formal

Genuinely LOLd.

Geelong. Hero worshipped pops kelly

Not sure if this has already been answered but what I need to know is who did he barrack for as a kid???

Have we signed him up yet?

Starting to get concerned.

I need to start selling Panic pre-orders

Have we signed him up yet?

Starting to get concerned.

Yeah we signed him up on a 12 month payment plan. No deposit, no interest.

Have we signed him up yet?

Starting to get concerned.

Excellent beginning, looked very mature and strong. To temper enthusiasm he was not playing against a regular defender and managed to get out on his own, which normally will be harder. However his tackling and attack were first class, and doesn;t get carried away. Paul Barnard? Chappy also. haven't had forward of his type for a long time. Good signs, lets see next game if Geelong give him as much space and disrespect.

On Sunday I saw the Barnard in him, but at this stage I think he may end up better . In the 2000 GF, Melbourne gave Barnard scant regard , so you can see the role a Begley could play.

In 2016 Begley had many elite indicators. One knock was his kicking efficiency .

OK. You lead with average kicking efficiency, I will raise you elite goal kicking. You fold. I win.