Sorry, guys, but I used something like this in the Basque Country of France.
We were in St Jean de Luz and baby eels were THE great delicacy, and over-harvested to the degree they reached 1000 Euros per kilo. Those canny Europeans found an alternative which I christened Elvers Impersonators.
At training on Monday, and yes he looks a very good size already, capable of playing no issues. I think he put on size over the last year. A couple of pre seasons and he will have a great physique for the modern game.
He gives me flashbacks to the 1990 grand final and Kieran Sporn.
Hopefully he will kick the winning goal against the filth in a grand final and annul that association.