#19 Kobe "The Eel" Mutch

When he was a little boy, they called him the "elver", a baby eel.

Then he and his mate had the fancy hairdo, the flared white satin pants and started singing “Are You Lonesome Tonight?”

The first of the elvers impersonators.

That’s seriously terrible. :slight_smile:

Had me crying in the …oh, never mind…

Nowhere near his usual efforts.

Bit of a Blue By you there Noons …

Nowhere near his usual efforts.

Bit of a Blue By you there Noons …

Big Oh?

Nowhere near his usual efforts.

Bit of a Blue By you there Noons …

Big Oh?

Big DOH! :smiley:

'Boot: will you ask old man Mutch why he named his son after a city in Japan ?
What's your beef with that?

Kobe beef ? Wag you, Noodle.

Udon yet?

He’ll be done when it’s soba.

What player does he compare to?

Does he like a bit of Kobe ‘Beef’ Mutch?

When he was a little boy, they called him the "elver", a baby eel.

Then he and his mate had the fancy hairdo, the flared white satin pants and started singing “Are You Lonesome Tonight?”

The first of the elvers impersonators.

That’s seriously terrible. :slight_smile:

Had me crying in the …oh, never mind…

Is that you Trevor?

you guys are so funny im in stitches
Are you flirting with Bomberblitz? *gutteral playfully touches Bomberblitz on the shoulder*
Nowhere near his usual efforts.

Bit of a Blue By you there Noons …

Sorry, guys, but I used something like this in the Basque Country of France.

We were in St Jean de Luz and baby eels were THE great delicacy, and over-harvested to the degree they reached 1000 Euros per kilo. Those canny Europeans found an alternative which I christened Elvers Impersonators.

'Boot: will you ask old man Mutch why he named his son after a city in Japan ?
What's your beef with that?

Kobe beef ? Wag you, Noodle.

Udon yet?

O tempura, o moray.

Am i crazy or is he already looking bigger?

At training on Monday, and yes he looks a very good size already, capable of playing no issues. I think he put on size over the last year. A couple of pre seasons and he will have a great physique for the modern game.

Keep that dikhead Healey away from any photos of his arms.

'Boot: will you ask old man Mutch why he named his son after a city in Japan ?
What's your beef with that?

Kobe beef ? Wag you, Noodle.

Udon yet?

O tempura, o moray.

You still ramen that garbage down my throat???

'Boot: will you ask old man Mutch why he named his son after a city in Japan ?
What's your beef with that?

Kobe beef ? Wag you, Noodle.

Udon yet?

O tempura, o moray.

You still ramen that garbage down my throat???

Ramatunga Down-ur-throata?!

Ps . More than one at the end of my rant is a typo .Not a mysterious end point .

I read that last line picturing you shaking your fist at the sky. I’d mutch rather you left it how it was written :smiley:

These puns are making me feel eel

These puns are making me feel eel

Shall we call the Parramattics?

He gives me flashbacks to the 1990 grand final and Kieran Sporn.
Hopefully he will kick the winning goal against the filth in a grand final and annul that association.

Physique wise would it be fair to say Pendlebury esque?