#2 Big Sammy Draper (from May 2024)

I do not think.
Therefore I do not am.

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Hey man. if that’s how you feel, so be it. I still think weve got some good talent on our list despite our best efforts to run their careers into the ground.

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If he had short hair he wouldn’t be on the list.

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I…agree?

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I think it’s pretty clear that if our ruckman wasn’t tall, he probably wouldn’t be a ruckman. Or tall.

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Had overlooked that detail.
As you were.

So he would be our small forward?

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Yes, but then if he wasn’t small, he wouldn’t be our small forward.

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In my opinion he’s improve in every aspect of his game every year bar knee injury, there is no reason to think he won’t continue to improve.

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People have high expectations of Draper, since when have ruckmen been expected to pin point passes into 50?
Bryan’s one wood is to grab the ball out of the ruck and kick it to no one in particular. But that’s good. I just don’t get the hate.

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Just to tidy up, Sam was taken in the 2016 Rookie Draft.

I dont think any of us expect him to be a pin point pass. Just some basic composure would be nice. this isnt just him, its a team wide thing and hes one of the main offenders. i think its fair to expect more from him.

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It’s called the 2017 Rookie Draft which is held the year of the 2016 National draft.

Weird quirk.

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If my Uncle didn’t have balls he’d probably be my Aunty.

Not in 2024. Don’t dare assume your uncles gender

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What a farked up society we live in where it matters what gender they are called

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Have we conclusively ruled out that Sam Draper isn’t three children in a long coat?

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is it still ok to say bobs your uncle

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Are you assuming that I confirm to a gender at all? Check your male privilege Nino.

I think so, because he only has the brain-power of one child, if that.