#20 Zac “Zed Clackers” Clarke


#1087

Wow that looks really bad in hindsight!


#1088

He’ll play next week. Smack vs Goldstein will make today look like a vintage Simon Madden performance.


#1089

Is it is fault if the mods aren’t in the right spot?
Won some ok taps.
Not sure what people were expecting.


#1090

He was awful, like really awful, for three and a half quarters. Can barely run! But we need Smack up forward so we’re stuck with him I suspect.


#1091

Wouldn’t need to be a match winner if he could tap to teammates.


#1092

He is not a smart ruckman.


#1093

There aren’t enough negative adjectives in the English language to describe his game today.


#1094

He was actively bad. He could have done nothing, or tapped it to his feet, or grabbed it and kicked, anything but tap it straight to Aliir over and over and over again.

Play Hartley forward/ruck for four quarters vs Coburg, please!

(It looks like we might play both Bowman and Goetz, though.)

The umps ignoring all the holding till the last quarter was rubbish too.


#1095

I expect a formal written apology from all of Blitz.


#1096

Am I the only one that’s gonna back this poor ■■■■■■■?


#1097

Nahh I’m on the bandwagon too.


#1098

He’s got another nine games to prove you wrong this year. :stuck_out_tongue:


#1099

It is his fault he has no feel for where the mids are. This may improve with more games to gain some cohesion with them, but I have my doubts. He was woefully bad, and showed no footy smarts at all.

To tap it to either there mids ad or to aliir aliir all day is terrible. Its hard to see how they can continue to play him, but they will.


#1100

Phew.

I feel like it’s the very start of the blues brothers where Jake tells Elwood they’re getting the band together, and a after a few run ons with the local Illinois law enforcement community, Illinois nazis, a crazy ex GF, the Good Old Boys and a few other mishaps, the band end up a huge success.

Will play in our next winning final. Bookmark it.


#1101

There is no universe where we are a better team with Zac Clarke in it. Play Hartley/mckernan/hooker/stringer and just get some body on the center bounce. We’ll be a lot better around the ground without him.


#1102

That’s a step too far me!


#1103

Well, while they’re coaching the mids and Clarke on how to midfield, just get them to learn how to deliver inside 50.


#1104

Just watched replay. First half he won 6 hitouts where dons players were behind there man a. Why bot have a crack at them AND Clarke.
Fairweather.

Not good enough


#1105

Blooody lid-onners!


#1106

My bad! Meant 10 games as we will finish in the 8 but not top 4. :wink: