I vaguely remember someone getting an award for oldest blitzer last year but can't remember who. Who gets that honour?
Go fark yourself :)Meanest girl: Nicole
That just means you're proud of your award :)
It should be like school sports where everyone’s a winner. 
Mod award – Reboot; he can say ■■■■ and like as many people as he wants. Doesn‘t get any better than that.
Mentalist award – free spirit. From smithy by a ruptured synapse. Special mention HAP.
Funniest – stallion/mooooooooo. Portable mink is pretty loose too.
Best new poster – rusty wells/aceman
Reliable poster – see above.
Best poster – saladin/em. Doesn‘t miss much/very nice person and poster.
Brad Plain Greatest Tasweigan award – NickyD/Fairybread
Under rated –
Biggest troll –
Richest tapestry forum award – everyone.youre all winners.
Best Thread – Simpsons.
Worst thread – dr who
Toung talent time award - abers
James Hird Trophy (Best Poster): Saladin/Bomb Doe (easily), Honourable Mention: Wimm
The "say that again" award (The best blitz one liner of 2013): "Sit tight. Be Confident."
Hello Joe certificate (Best newb award): Aceman
The much maligned Brent Stanton plaque (Most underrated): TBC
Thread of the year: The Mexican one. I was in tears reading some of the posts. Blitz at its very finest. The #StandByHird thread with the donations rolling in was exciting to witness. Random Images Thread is my favourite enduring thread.
The Mark "it's a fact" Robinson award (Most reliable poster) : Watson04
I can't believe this is a thread award (Worst thread): Too many to mention
Back under your bridge toll trophy (biggest troll): Cerberus
Best mod: Reboot
Best member title: Terry ■■■■■■
Most random/funnniest/enjoyable: Stallion, Peeto, Nandoz, Doe
Best picture: Anything Bomb Doe makes.
Best new feature: The "like" button.
Best aspect of Blitz: The Fantasy Sports Leagues
Best Fantasy Sports League: BBFF#2
Best BBFF#2 Coach: No 5
2nd Best BBFF#2 Coach: Daylight
In memory of Smythy there should at least be an award named after him.
In memory of Smythy there should at least be an award named after him.
The chillaxed award?
James Hird Trophy (Best Poster): Humble Minion
The "say that again" award (The best blitz one liner of 2013): how many goal
Hello Joe certificate (Best newb award):
The much maligned Brent Stanton plaque (Most underrated): bomber_girl
Thread of the year: Mexican Thread
The Mark "it's a fact" Robinson award (Most reliable poster) : Reboot (he's everywhere)
I can't believe this is a thread award (Worst thread): ASADA threads
Back under your bridge toll trophy (biggest troll): Cerberus
Should come back: comebackdimma
James Hird Trophy (Best Poster): Humble Minion
The "say that again" award (The best blitz one liner of 2013): how many goal
Hello Joe certificate (Best newb award):
The much maligned Brent Stanton plaque (Most underrated): bomber_girl
Thread of the year: Mexican Thread
The Mark "it's a fact" Robinson award (Most reliable poster) : Reboot (he's everywhere)
I can't believe this is a thread award (Worst thread): ASADA threads
Back under your bridge toll trophy (biggest troll): Cerberus
Should come back: comebackdimma
Another one lost - what happened to comebackdimma?
I am clearly getting sentimental as the year goes on.
James Hird Trophy (Best Poster): Humble Minion
The "say that again" award (The best blitz one liner of 2013): how many goal
Hello Joe certificate (Best newb award):
The much maligned Brent Stanton plaque (Most underrated): bomber_girl
Thread of the year: Mexican Thread
The Mark "it's a fact" Robinson award (Most reliable poster) : Reboot (he's everywhere)
I can't believe this is a thread award (Worst thread): ASADA threads
Back under your bridge toll trophy (biggest troll): Cerberus
Should come back: comebackdimma
Another one lost - what happened to comebackdimma?
I am clearly getting sentimental as the year goes on.
He decided to give up Blitz when The Great Crash happened.
Mod award – Reboot; he can say fark and like as many people as he wants. Doesn‘t get any better than that.
Mentalist award – free spirit. From smithy by a ruptured synapse. Special mention HAP.
Funniest – stallion/mooooooooo. Portable mink is pretty loose too.
Best new poster – rusty wells/aceman
Reliable poster – see above.
Best poster – saladin/em. Doesn‘t miss much/very nice person and poster.
Brad Plain Greatest Tasweigan award – NickyD/Fairybread
Under rated –
Biggest troll –
Richest tapestry forum award – everyone.youre all winners.
Best Thread – Simpsons.
Worst thread – dr who
Toung talent time award - abers
Please tell me you meant 'young' and not 'tongue' there.
James Hird Trophy (Best Poster): Humble Minion
The "say that again" award (The best blitz one liner of 2013): how many goal
Hello Joe certificate (Best newb award):
The much maligned Brent Stanton plaque (Most underrated): bomber_girl
Thread of the year: Mexican Thread
The Mark "it's a fact" Robinson award (Most reliable poster) : Reboot (he's everywhere)
I can't believe this is a thread award (Worst thread): ASADA threads
Back under your bridge toll trophy (biggest troll): Cerberus
Should come back: comebackdimma
Another one lost - what happened to comebackdimma?
I am clearly getting sentimental as the year goes on.
He decided to give up Blitz when The Great Crash happened.
Wow cold turkey that would be tough. He missed so much - Cerebus for example.... The Mexican thread
Mod award – Reboot; he can say fark and like as many people as he wants. Doesn‘t get any better than that.
Mentalist award – free spirit. From smithy by a ruptured synapse. Special mention HAP.
Funniest – stallion/mooooooooo. Portable mink is pretty loose too.
Best new poster – rusty wells/aceman
Reliable poster – see above.
Best poster – saladin/em. Doesn‘t miss much/very nice person and poster.
Brad Plain Greatest Tasweigan award – NickyD/Fairybread
Under rated –
Biggest troll –
Richest tapestry forum award – everyone.youre all winners.
Best Thread – Simpsons.
Worst thread – dr who
Toung talent time award - abers
Please tell me you meant 'young' and not 'tongue' there.
what those kids get up to these days. my stars.
(damn posting in the dark)
Most random/funnniest/enjoyable: Stallion, Peeto, Nandoz, Doe
Ho yeah! Cheers dawg.
The lolz is the primary reason for my Blitzing these days. Also Terry ■■■■■■ award is so A-Grade. Great name.
Talking of guys who've gone missing, I texted Doe the other day.
He's drying out in a rehab clinic with Lindsay Lohan. The effect of all that fancy tucker and fancy plonk was getting to him.
I'd used up my monthly call limit calling the police and the hospitals every day.
Well...actually, he said he's flat out at work.
**** bloke award: Noonan
Biggest nerd: David J Richardson
Best thread: None.
Worst thread: Doctor Who thread or other nerd related threads
Probably dead award: Captain Jack
Good taste award: Peeto
Funniest: Stallion
Chuck a line through the rest. It's been another dismal year for the forum, everyone should hang their heads in shame.
Mod award – Reboot; he can say fark and like as many people as he wants. Doesn‘t get any better than that.
Mentalist award – free spirit. From smithy by a ruptured synapse. Special mention HAP.
Funniest – stallion/mooooooooo. Portable mink is pretty loose too.
Best new poster – rusty wells/aceman
Reliable poster – see above.
Best poster – saladin/em. Doesn‘t miss much/very nice person and poster.
Brad Plain Greatest Tasweigan award – NickyD/Fairybread
Under rated –
Biggest troll –
Richest tapestry forum award – everyone.youre all winners.
Best Thread – Simpsons.
Worst thread – dr who
Toung talent time award - abers
Please tell me you meant 'young' and not 'tongue' there.
what those kids get up to these days. my stars.
(damn posting in the dark)
Will happily take either award for what it's worth.
James Hird Trophy (Best Poster): Humble Minion
The "say that again" award (The best blitz one liner of 2013): how many goal
Hello Joe certificate (Best newb award):
The much maligned Brent Stanton plaque (Most underrated): bomber_girl
Thread of the year: Mexican Thread
The Mark "it's a fact" Robinson award (Most reliable poster) : Reboot (he's everywhere)
I can't believe this is a thread award (Worst thread): ASADA threads
Back under your bridge toll trophy (biggest troll): Cerberus
Should come back: comebackdimma
Another one lost - what happened to comebackdimma?
I am clearly getting sentimental as the year goes on.
He decided to give up Blitz when The Great Crash happened.
Wow cold turkey that would be tough. He missed so much - Cerebus for example.... The Mexican thread
Nah, I think he's just the kind of guy who when he decides he's going to do something, he just goes and does it. I doubt he would regret missing out on all the rubbish that went on here :)
Worst thread: Doctor Who thread or other nerd related threads
Guy with 25,000 posts on an internet forum complains about nerds.
Worst thread: Doctor Who thread or other nerd related threads
Probably dead award: Captain Jack
Given you read all of said threads, I‘m amazed you made such a rookie mistake:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paNJDUPilWc