2017: Crystal Ball:

Ok folks, the season is almost upon us, time to look into that crystal ball and test your predictive powers and reading of the list. I want your:

Ladder position:
Best and fairest:
Leading goalkicker:
Second leading goalkicker:
Most likely to be suspended:
The player that emerges as a genuine star:
Final season for:
Goal of the year:
Mark of the year:
Biggest surprise:

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Ladder position: 10th
Best and fairest: Zach to double up
Leading goalkicker: Joey
Second leading goalkicker: Orazio
Most likely to be suspended: Heater
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Parish
Final season for: J.Merrett
Goal of the year: Tippa
Mark of the year: Joey
Biggest surprise: We end up on the good side of the ledger with free kicks

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I’ll put up all my panic dollars on the following multi:

Ladder position: 11th
Best and fairest: Zerrett
Leading goalkicker: Joe Dan
Second leading goalkicker: Razza
Most likely to be suspended: Hurley
The player that emerges as a genuine star: none. Zerrett will get noticed more though.
Final season for: Kelly
Goal of the year: Tippa
Mark of the year: Langford
Biggest surprise: Hooker will be shifted to the backline by mid season.

Ladder position: 6th according to my FLR tips.
Best and fairest: heart says Jobewan, head says Zerrett
Leading goalkicker: Joe
Second leading goalkicker: Fanta pants
Most likely to be suspended: Green
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Francis
Final season for: Jackson Merrett (Kellyis too obvious)
Goal of the year: Walla
Mark of the year: Joe
Biggest surprise: Connor emerges as a genuine player in the best 22.

Ladder position: 6th
Best and fairest: Zerrett
Leading goalkicker: Joe
Second leading goalkicker: Orazio
Most likely to be suspended: Hocking
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Orazio
Final season for: Jerrett
Goal of the year: Tippa
Mark of the year: Joe
Biggest surprise: We win a game in June

Ladder position: 1st
Best and fairest: Heppell
Leading goal kicker: Joe (also leads behinds and OOB)
Second leading goal kicker: Corgi
Most likely to be suspended: Hocking is going to lose his brain at some point, NLM vs Carr bros style
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Franga
Final season for: Kelly
Goal of the year: TIPPA
Mark of the year: Joe
Biggest surprise: We will win a game so convincingly that Blitz will go a whole week without anyone posting "BRING HIM IN"

Lid off

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Ladder position: 11th
Best and fairest: Zerrett
Leading goalkicker: Joe
Second leading goalkicker: Fanta
Most likely to be suspended: Hocking
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Colyer
Final season for: Hocking
Goal of the year: Fanta
Mark of the year: Joe
Biggest surprise: Draper plays a game.

Ladder position: 11th
Best and fairest: Zach (by far too)
Leading goalkicker: Joe
Second leading goalkicker: Stewart
Most likely to be suspended: Belcho
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Lav Gleeson
Final season for: Kelly, stanton or BJ
Goal of the year: Raz
Mark of the year: Joe
Biggest surprise: making finals

Lol, … way to go out on a limb there barnzy, …

At least i’m not burying jacko

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And yeah, … making the finals from 11th spot would certainly qualify as a surprise …, although some fktard team did make them from 9th once IIRC …

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Ladder position: 6th
Best and fairest: Zerrett
Leading goalkicker: Hooker
Second leading goalkicker: JD
Most likely to be suspended: McKernan (Francis could pip him though)
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Colyer (Francis could pip him though)
Final season for: Eades
Goal of the year: Walla (Francis could pip him though)
Mark of the year: Joe (Francis could pip him though)
Biggest surprise: Colyer starring on the HBF Johannisen style.

Ladder position: 12th
Best and fairest: Zerrett
Leading goalkicker: Orazio
Second leading goalkicker: Daniher
Most likely to be suspended: McKernan
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Parish
Final season for: Stanton
Goal of the year: Orazio
Mark of the year: Daniher
Biggest surprise: Yestin Eades comeback

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Ladder position: 8th
Best and fairest: Watson
Leading goalkicker: Daniher
Second leading goalkicker: Hooker
Most likely to be suspended: Hurley
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Parish
Final season for: Wilson
Goal of the year: Tippa
Mark of the year: Daniher
Biggest surprise: Kelly

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Lol, … TICK!

Ladder position: 8th!
Best and fairest: Tippa
Leading goalkicker: Daniher
Second leading goalkicker: Raz
Most likely to be suspended: BJ
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Langford
Final season for: The centre bounce (will be thrown up)
Goal of the year: Trav Colyer - Four bounces, kicks golf from boundary line.
Mark of the year: Daniher
Biggest surprise: Gill gets arrested and convicted

Ladder position: 6th
Best and fairest: Zerret
Leading goalkicker: Daniher
Second leading goalkicker: Hooker
Most likely to be suspended: Bellchambers
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Fantasia
Final season for: Stanton
Goal of the year: Tippa
Mark of the year: Daniher
Biggest surprise: Danihers goal kicking accuracy

Ladder position: 9th
Best and fairest: Zach
Leading goalkicker: Joe (44)
Second leading goalkicker: Hooker (40)
Most likely to be suspended: Bellchambers
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Parish (Lav if he wasn’t out)
Final season for: Kelly
Goal of the year: Fantasia
Mark of the year: Joe (or Lav)
Biggest surprise: Fk it - Mutch. Someone else said Hooker back - can see that combined with Stewart playing more.

Ladder position: 8
Best and fairest: Watson
Leading goalkicker: Hooker
Second leading goalkicker: Fantasia
Most likely to be suspended: Daniher
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Parish
Final season for: Howlett
Goal of the year: Tippa
Mark of the year: Daniher
Biggest surprise: Francis

Ladder position: 7th, our draw and a better run with our injury list see us make the 8. Where we will see the superior conditioning of the team, led by Crowey, help the players run amok in the finals and embarrass teams above us as we push into the GF. We beat the Swans by a kick after Ambrose is switched onto Buddy and stops him from getting any more than the five goals he picked up against Hurls and Harts in the first half. JoeDan kicks 4, Walla kicks three, Parish kicks two in the last to put us in front, picks up 34 possies and and picks up the Norm Smith.

Best and fairest: Jobe, he will remind us all of how great he is, was and will always be. Zerrett and Heppell to come in close 2nd and 3rd. Parish, 4th. Hurley, 5th.

Leading goalkicker: JoeDan, could have had the Coleman if only he could have kicked better with both feet. Kicks 37.43 with his left foot and 31.25 with his right foot.

Second leading goalkicker: Fanta, although it is closely contested by the others in the mossie fleet

Most likely to be suspended: Ambrose, for the charge of tackling too hard. Also known as the Dempsey Rule.

The player that emerges as a genuine star: Parish, to have an amazing 2nd year and stamp himself as a future multiple Crichton, ANZAC Day, Brownlow and Norm Smith medallist.

Final season for: Kelly, who will inspire the likes of McGrath, Gleeson, Jerrett and McKenna to surpass him as the year progresses and go on to play great careers for the Bombers.

Goal of the year: Walla, after a run down tackle, ball strip, blind turn, selling candy like it is Halloween and then slotting it through the middle, giving a massive fist pump, jumper pull to the Bombers faithful in the crowd on ANZAC Day!

Mark of the year: JoeDan, taking it at the highest point, he will be standing on top Nic Nat, who is standing on top of the pack.

Biggest surprise: We actually start to get the rub of the green from the umps. Throws, chops, drops, in the back pushes and ducks are called, for what they are, for “both” teams.

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