2017: Crystal Ball:

Ladder Position : 30th
Best and Fairest: The Langford
Leading Goalkicker: The Langford
Second Leading Goalkicker: The Langford
Most Likely To Be Suspended : The Langford
The Player That Emerges As A Genuine Star: The Langford.
Final Season For: The Langford
Goal Of The Year: The Langford
Mark Of The Year: The Langford
Surprise Of The Year: After having one hell of a breakout year for the club, The Langford is traded to Fark Carlton in a straight swap for Blaine Boekhorst, causing a meltdown of epic proportions on Blitz and the shutdown of the new discourse platform on which it now resides.

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Ladder position: 12
Best and fairest: Zerrett
Leading goalkicker: Joe
Second leading goalkicker: Fantasia
Most likely to be suspended: Hocking
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Parish
Final season for: Long
Goal of the year: Fantasia
Mark of the year: Daniher
Biggest surprise: Fantasia named in AA team.

Ladder position: 8
Best and fairest: Jobeywan
Leading goalkicker: DoeJan
Second leading goalkicker: Razio
Most likely to be suspended: Fletcher (tripping)
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Parish
Final season for: Jerrett
Goal of the year: Walla
Mark of the year: DoeJan
Biggest surprise: We actually turn up on ANZAC day.

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Ladder position: 7th
Best and fairest: Zerrett
Leading goalkicker: Joe Dan
Second leading goalkicker: RAZ FANTASY
Most likely to be suspended: Thomas Beachcomber
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Fantasia
Final season for: Alex Morgan, Jerrett
Goal of the year: Josh Green dribbling one from an impossible angle and either getting stuck into an opposition player afterwards, or going into the crowd, preferably both
Mark of the year: Joe Dan
Biggest surprise: Win on ANZAC day

For lying

Too many lid ons for me.

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Ladder position: 7th
Best and fairest: Parish
Leading goalkicker: JoeDan
Second leading goalkicker: Hooker
Most likely to be suspended: Goddard
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Fantasia
Final season for: Goddard
Goal of the year: Fantasia
Mark of the year: JoeDan
Biggest surprise: Hartley

Ladder position: 1st, and all you lid-on-ers need to lift!
Best and fairest: Z. Merrett
Leading goalkicker: J. Daniher (75)
Second leading goalkicker: O. Fantasies (54)
Most likely to be suspended: Hocking
The player that emerges as a genuine star: (you mean except for Tippa and Fantasia right? I mean everyone already knows they’re genuine stars right?) Let’s go for Colyer, most of the rest are already genuine stars
Final season for: Watson, Kelly, Goddard
Goal of the year: Tippa… derr
Mark of the year: Daniher…derr
Biggest surprise: going undefeated in spite of resting the best 22 in its entirety late in the season.

LID OFF!

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Ladder position: 7th
Best and fairest: Zac Merrett
Leading goalkicker: Joe Daniher
Second leading goalkicker: Orazio Fantasia
Most likely to be suspended: Tippa
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Darcy Parish
Final season for: James Kelly
Goal of the year: Tippa
Mark of the year: Joe Daniher
Biggest surprise: Jarrad Hayne signs for the Bombers in November.

Ladder position: 4th
Best and fairest: Heppell
Leading goalkicker: Daniher
Second leading goalkicker: Green
Most likely to be suspended: Green
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Fantasia
Final season for: Myers or Morgan
Goal of the year: Tippa
Mark of the year: Daniher
Biggest surprise: The last remaining Norf supporter stops believing in the team and they spontaneously combust

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Ladder position: 12
Best and fairest: Zerrett
Leading goalkicker: Daniher
Second leading goalkicker: Green
Most likely to be suspended: Jobe (AFL can’t have him winning the Brownlow again)
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Langford
Final season for: Howlett
Goal of the year: Fantasia
Mark of the year: Daniher
Biggest surprise: McGrath plays every game, a goal review goes in our favour

Ladder position: Orazio Fantasia
Best and fairest: Orazio Fantasia
Leading goalkicker: Orazio Fantasia
Second leading goalkicker: Orazio Fantasia
Most likely to be suspended: Orazio Fantasia
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Orazio Fantasia
Final season for: Orazio Fantasia
Goal of the year: Orazio Fantasia
Mark of the year: Orazio Fantasia
Biggest surprise: Orazio Fantasia retires at age 22 , after winning the Brownlow / Coleman / Norm Smith triple. “I had nothing left to achieve.”

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Ladder position: 6
Best and fairest: Mick Hurley
Leading goalkicker: Joey (I hope)
Second leading goalkicker: Hooker - he’s kickin’ ■■■■■■ goals
Most likely to be suspended: BJ is gonna punch some dudes
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Mighty Marty Gleeson
Final season for: The other Merrett
Goal of the year: Joey does a Buddy
Mark of the year: Joey again
Biggest surprise: We make the Prelim.

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Ladder Position: 8th (can we pls win a final FFS)
Best and Fairest: Zach again
Leading Goalkicker: Joe
Second Leading Goalkicker: Raz
Most Likely to be suspended: Hocking; hopefully after absolutely belting some carnt
Genuine Star Emerging: FRANGA
Final Season for: Jerrett and possibly Morgan
Goal of the Year: Pick a small, any small
Mark of the Year: Joe of course
Biggest surprise: Benny Howlett holds his spot most weeks and plays 17-18 games

Ladder position: 5th
Best and fairest: Z.Merrett
Leading goalkicker: Joe Dan
Second leading goalkicker: Cale Hooker
Most likely to be suspended: Hocking
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Orazio
Final season for: Jobe
Goal of the year: Walla
Mark of the year: Joe Dan
Biggest surprise: Ambrose plays every game

Ladder position: 7th
Best and fairest: Hep
Leading goalkicker: Hooker
Second leading goalkicker: Daniher
Most likely to be suspended: Hocking
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Coyler
Final season for: Kelly
Goal of the year: Green
Mark of the year: Gleeson
Biggest surprise: Bellchambers becomes No 1 ruckman.

Myers is contracted for 2 more years after this one.

Ladder position: 8
Best and fairest: Zach Merret
Leading goalkicker: Fanta
Second leading goalkicker: Daniher
Most likely to be suspended: Ryder…oh wait Hocking
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Fanta
Final season for: Kelly. maybe Watson / Hocking
Goal of the year: Walla
Mark of the year: Smack
Biggest surprise: Everyone praises Stanton for a great season.

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Ladder position: 13th
Best and fairest: Zerrett
Leading goalkicker: Hooker
Second leading goalkicker: Daniher
Most likely to be suspended: Goddard
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Colyer
Final season for: Stanton and Kelly
Goal of the year: Tippa
Mark of the year: Daniher
Biggest surprise: Hookers accuracy