2026 Finals Thread

So a bit like like blitz

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They would know boring, their game is ■■■■■■■ ■■■■

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can we please stop trying to appeal to americans? they ruined the world cup, keep them away from our game

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I look forward to hydration breaks each quarter.

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Compare H. McKay to B. McKay … one looks very fit, lithe even and actually runs and covers the ground a lot. The other, not so much, eats chips apparently

A lot of seppos are holidaying here, working over here.

Because everywhere else Trumps burned too bad

Where do I sign the waiver that allows me to contract CTE so I can forget about this Farking sport?

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Do what I do.

6 pack of lager.

And if it’s a real bad one.

Glass or two of scotch

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They don’t give a rats toss bag about footy but expect us to embrace their dogshit ass game, but are you surprised really

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…

and then?

You don’t need any waivers for that

Bloos are not telling anyone whether Dean has concussion or not, they are “waiting” to see how he is.

Not sure that’s how a HIA works.

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I’m inclined to believe them.

They have a flawless track record when it comes to player welfare, particularly mid-game

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Drugs are bad but this competition is worse soooo…

Fall asleep.

Wake up with gummy mouth and a headache around 2

Drink a heap of water.

Sleep for a couple more hours.

Then have a fry up breaky

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Cats lacking aerial presence. If they start taking a few marks up forward they will waltz it in.

Seven point play

Blow the siren

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Dumb sh_t Carlton fans celebrated Dempsey’s goal square slip for like 6 seconds :rofl: