How many mums are sending him new trousers as we speak
that's how they make them these days
We already did that in the 90's. None of my jeans had knees. Looks just as stupid now.
In the 1970's you couldn't buy jeans like that, so we would troop into Flinders St to Sammy Bears, get our Lees jean, then gather in a mates garage with bleach and scissors to get the effect.
I sometimes forget how stupid I was.