#21 Dyson "Go jam it” Heppell - 200th game this week (Part 1)

Forget drop him. We need to play him then trade him.
He’s at his peak. A good player but not a great one.
Other teams like Hawthorn would look to trade him, we make him Captain.
We’re a train wreck.

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Trade bait. Let’s go to the draft and start again

Name one club that would want him and why.

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Ouch.

drop him, pfft they should be discussing the best way to take the captaincy off him. he is by far the worst captain i’ve seen in 35 year history.

this is the guy who’s suppose to lead by example. seeing it’s anzac day, who the honest to god ■■■■ would follow him into a battle and have any confidence that you wouldn’t get shot in the head from behind ?

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Loves a floater instead of a short handpass.

Shouldn’t be running behind players asking for the ball

Get a haircut and lead by example

Nice bloke but doesn’t meet the criteria imo

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If you had to pick one of hep, zaka, Goddard and Myers, who would you choose? Because I think we should only play one

■■■■ captain, and going on this seasons form, ■■■■ player.

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Makes Richie VanDenberg look good.

The expectation on this guy is immense and it’s partly the club’s fault. We see a good player on the hbf and decide lets turn him into a midfielder to fill our void. Same mistake we’re making with mcgrath.

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Add parish to that list and I would only play parish.

Goddard, he is the only one that will say it as it is.

His kicking is shocking but put a decent midfield around him and he’s a ripper. Hard as

Played great footy when Jobe was around. No Jobe amongst this lot

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If it wasn’t for Geary he’d be the worst Captain in the AFL.

The bloke is completely f****** after round 1 every single year.

His work rate is excellent but geez… you could probably live with the fact that he is awfully slow if he could kick or perhaps he would get away with his ■■■■■ kicking of he was more dynamic. But it’s the beard the troubles me most, there is no discernible moustache!! The farker looks Amish… our captain looks aimish! And he can’t kick.

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Got burned a lot today trying to catch much faster Collingwood players.

Can’t fault his effort but we’re certainly not playing to his strengths.

Pre captain everyone was gagging for him to be our leader

Once he gets it everyone’s not only bagging him as a captain but as a player too… would probably cheer him off the ground if he did an ACL