#21 Dyson "Go jam it” Heppell - 200th game this week (Part 1)

[astro_bomber]

Overpaid. Let’s get some underpaid plodders. Would be an improvement

[EMILIO78]

Serous question. U reckon sheedy would have approved of him looking that way as his captain?

[westozziebomber]

If you want a laugh, listen to his post game interview

Literally rolls out the same sh*t every week. I’d rather him not do a interview

[barnz]

yeah too right shakas

[Killer_Mike]

To be fair it’s all the media training.

I’m more concerned with his lack of leadership on field.

[percebushby]

It shouldn’t be, but it is looking like it will become one.

If I was the captain I’d call the barber into the club, sit down, take a short back and side, shave and then make every person from the CEO down in the football department do the same.

If they aren’t going to play like a team then they thsoyld try and look like one, starting with the same haircut. Mandatory till the season end.

So you read my May 1st post in this very thread ?

Only I said Heppell should get a crewcut but keep the beard, and require all the others to go with crewcut and beard too:

If Captain Haircut wants to be captain let him try a bit of psychology.

Go out, Doice, and get a crew cut, but keep the beard. Tell every player on the list to do likewise — get a crewcut and a full beard — and that includes Fingers Goddard.

The crewcuts and the beards stay until we’ve booked a place in the finals. Anyone that doesn’t want to do it can go and play VFL.

It’s a way of fostering team spirit — us against the world.

Shyte, it might work. If it doesn’t we can start sacking blokes, from the top down, starting with Woosha, Neeld, Shitworth…

[Crazy_Bomber]

If you want a laugh, listen to his post game interview

Literally rolls out the same sh*t every week. I’d rather him not do a interview

“Yeah-nah look mate, she’s obviously disappointing I thought we had a good first half, really had a crack did the boys, had a good dip, but obviously that third was disappointing but I thought the boys had a good dip in the last. She’s obviously disappointing mate but we’ll have a big week on the training track, a real dip, and look forward to giving it a real shake next week, and a good dip”.

[barnz]

“I know fans and members are extremely frustrated and we are right with you - we are hurting more than anyone.”

k, look more apathetic than anyone tbh.

[mdso]

What the ???

[pbomber]

he’ll never be taken seriously till he shaves those sideburns.

[Killer_Mike]

Interestingly played mostly wing yesterday.

Not sure what that means long term but it’s better than having him in the centre all the time.

[Go_Team_2.0]

If you want a laugh, listen to his post game interview

Literally rolls out the same sh*t every week. I’d rather him not do a interview

In fairness, so does Blitz.

[FTWinderlich]

1 tackle is indefensible though. Geez.

[Donnington]

Look Heppell is a nice bloke.
No doubt about that.
Unfortunately, i don’t think he is the type of captain we need right now.
We need someone a lot more fierce / stronger / harder at the contest. Someone to set the example for younger players.

[Nocturnal]

He is certainly setting the standard!

[Mr_Sunbury_1]

We as a collective are rolling out the same shiit weekly this year

[Slappery]

I think the hair or beard is a charity thing. Raising money when he shaves for his charity.
I heard it on a podcast, but can’t remember 100%

[Killer_Mike]

His kicking is a charity.

Gives the ball straight to the opposition

[Darli]

Played well yesterday, disposal was clean and to advantage. I swear some of you watch a different game.

[Killer_Mike]

I was just being a smart ■■■ but I do agree with you.

I thought his kicking was better and I hope they persist with him in s more outside role where it’s more suited to his skills.

Zacha played the inside role yesterday and I thought he was excellent.