How many Mozzie bite?
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With apologies to Wire, for the misuse of their fun little song, Ear Drum Buzz.
Switched to the flank, but he kicks goals anyway,
Could kick five on debut on ANZAC day,
One thing remains perfectly clear
It’s the buzz buzz buzz of Irving in the ear
Zee zee zee, zum zum
Buzz buzz, buzz buzz in the eardrum
Now here is a number twenty two to save
His name etched on the walls of a cave
Instincts never leave you perfectly clear
There’s always a buzz buzz buzz of a Mosquito in the ear
Zee zee zee, zum zum
Buzz buzz, buzz buzz in the eardrum
Alistair Clarkson has lost his way
And James Sicily has nothing to say
One thing remains perfectly clear
The buzz buzz buzz in the drum of the ear
Zee zee zee, zum zum
Buzz buzz, buzz buzz in the eardrum
Dawks drafting has gotten slack
Jackets won’t give that pick back
It seemed to them both perfectly clear
The buzz buzz buzz in the drum of the ear
Irving Mosqito is an act of will
Chasing the ball past Stephen Hill
It seemed to him perfectly clear
The buzz buzz buzz in the drum of the ear
Zee zee zee, zum zum
Buzz buzz, buzz buzz in the eardrum of the ear.
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22… +1
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More vid of Mozzie’s first day
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Cheeky little sods 
They left the “yeah, it’s over there” line in that first-day video, just without the context.
Hoping it backfires on Hawthorn will be pay back for them nabbing Cyril.
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Mozzie has the most infectious smile l ave seen in a long time. He can’t stop grinning, and l am sure it is not just because Chrissy is coming either. Good on him.
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Next to Heppell
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He kept on saying it, in an effort to convince himself that it was real.
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Man I hope he can play football.
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its not really payback. We had a draft pick before them and selected Myers. Hawks jumped on Cyril after that. it was our fault
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That is factually true, (as opposed to alternatively factually true) but we wanna pay them back anyway.
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We have to pay Hawthorn back for our stupidity.
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I blame Matthew Knights
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For EVERYTHING BAD EVER.
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Hawthorn owe us for Williams
Also Knights’ fault
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Thank Knights for getting us St Francis, too.
Who do we compare Mosquito’s career to
vs Scully Hawks career? - If hawks had not of given pick to GWS could have used for Mosquito
vs Koschitzke - Hawks could have matched Bid with the pick they used to select koschitzke.
vs Chad Wingard - Hawks not interested in Mozza due to bringing in Wingard?
vs Cyril Rioli Hawthorn Legend
vs pick 39 Jarrod Cameron
Whichever of those players that turn out to be worse than Mozzie.
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