You realise that was an actual article about Dean Rioli one pre season “just worked out that his hamstrings injuries are due to one leg being 2 inches shorter, so now we can tailor his program and he’s going to be a super fit midfield machine”
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Clearly there is some extraction of the urine going on here, but I spent years with one leg “longer” than the other.
One osteo session and the muscles pulling the “short” leg further into the socket were released, and I was even.
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Why did you not send that osteo to the club, imagine how many more flags we’d have!
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Can we get this done on both of Smack’s legs? Would really help him compete in the ruck.
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No, he has the opposite problem. The muscles in his neck are too loose and thus it is further from his body than it should be.
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But it is an effect of not having his legs lengthened
Yep correct.
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I had the same. Worked out how to wrap the longest one AROUND MY LEG AND TUCK IT IN MY SOCK.
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Have those personal issues been resolved or still dealing with them. I imagine the club would be providing excellent support
Still dealing with them.
Typical gen-Y response. Back in my day, if you hadn’t won a Brownlow after your first year, you would have been delisted.
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Delisted, well weren’t you lucky.
I heard they used to take blokes out the back and shoot them if they were no good back in the day.
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millennials are killing footballers
Luxury
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I think they should leave his legs as they are. It should give him a real advantage when turning in that direction.
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Some may look and see that one leg is 3 inches shorter than the other. Personally, I choose to see that one leg is 3 inches longer
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I have a similar philosophy.
I didn’t lose a leg, but rather I gained a stump.
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Is your middle name really Eileen?
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If he gets lean, we could have a tilt at the flag.
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Interesting angle.
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