#25 Jake Stringer (Part 1)

Terrible.

The blitz arguments over who is better are going to be mind numbing. We should trade one out as soon as we can.

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Toey.

While at training yesterday, I text’ed my Bulldog supporting wife to let her know that Stringer had a man-bun/topknot.
She wanted a photo.
I told her I only had my phone with me.
She insisted.
I said, “ok, here you go”:

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great - so it’ll be a "who do we trade out between Joey and Jake? discussion

that’ll go a treat

Is having the rest of his torso tattooed today from the chest down

That’ll upset all you lefties

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It might be to cover the Lion??

I know I would do that, to do that.

I seriously can’t wait to watch this guy play.

Crows round 1

There is a stoppage in the forward pocket he rips the ball out and snaps a goal around his body

Crowd will go bonkers.

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I think we can handle it maturely with thoughtful and meaningful discourse, in the best of blitz tradition.

Other than that, we could always run a poll.

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Not far enough for mine

He’s adding the scarecrow, tin man and Dorothy I understand

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Maybe it’s a Witch & a Wardrobe??

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That tatoo is just to scare of his oponents when he has his shrit ripped off.

Kinda want him to kick the winning goal in the 2018 Grand Final and rip his shirt off and beat his chest.

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They’re pretty average tats, but I couldn’t give a ■■■■■ what he does with his personal things when he starts fending off kents, ripping the ball from stoppages and drilling j1zz-worthy goals

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Lefties hate tattoos now?

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Yeah, that’s a curious thing. Would have thought it just the opposite.

Not many conservatives have tatts, (other than Christensen… :roll_eyes: ).

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:hushed:

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The fascist element would be well-decorated.

Just sitting here thinking of all Peta Credlin’s tattoos…not really!

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That is a nice photo.