#25 Jake Stringer


#2034

He has more ink! Surely that adds to his weight problem.


#2035

Well, no der he’s flabby. And that’s before he gets compared to LAV, who perhaps wants his spot.


#2036

Yeah when you search through better full images his legs and glutes were significantly thinner


#2037

Hope he destroys the dogs today, the way they treated him was a disgrace.


#2038

Hope he grabs the jumper after kicking the sealer.


#2039

And beats his chest like a…( someone finish that off for me)


#2040

Pirate who lost the key?


#2041

Early in the 2nd qtr


#2042

Mark Whalberg in a sh*tty mid 90’s thriller?


#2043

He’s going to get the true taste of playing for Essendon when he gets chewed up and spat out by the fans post game if he doesn’t contribute today.


#2044

That and Anzac Day are the two big moments of any Essendon player’s career.


#2045

Must Iron out Jason Johanissen to prove his loyalty to us.


#2046

A close third is being a forward/defender and being made into a failed midfielder.


#2047

will kick 5 in the first, give the crowd the finger, go have a shower and go home.

We will win by a hundred


#2048

One of the very few who are showing a bit of heart today.


#2049

He’s getting his hands dirty.

The magic will come soon enough.


#2050

Been having a go. One of our best.


#2051

He’s nearly there


#2052

I’m sorry Jake on behalf of the Essendon faithful


#2053

He’s a forward Mr Worsfold