#25 Jake Stringer (Part 1)

Love these posts. Fk mi.

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He’s rooted someone, hasn’t he

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All of the someone’s

Too many bedroom peanut.

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Given there are something like 2 billion men doing that around the world on a regular basis, I reckon its not unusual.

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Surely it won’t be as bad as this place when we lose to carlton?

All I’ll say is it has every chance to be true because my boss (Bulldogs) hasn’t got stuck into me about a salacious rumour involving The Package. He only hears ■■■■ rumours.

Spill the fkn beans

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If it’s rooting around, that wouldn’t amount to “all hell about to break lose”.

Sounds like nothing or something very big.

(PM me Special Agent.)

If nothing comes of it. Banned.

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This guy must be a real idiot. Does zero defence/pressure acts and definitely looks out of shape. Would have thought getting traded would have given him a fright. Obviously hasn’t. Might as well get Kyle Reimers back.

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Comparing him to Kyle Remiers lols now I’ve heard everything.

Stringer has more talent in his pinky than that ■■■■ truck remiers

No. But plese tell. Dont go throwing in the rumour bomb and run.

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So. What did he do to encourage such aspersion?

Kyle Reimers could of been a good player his disposal was elite (Serious)

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He’ll kick 5 on Liam Jones if we can actually put the ball within 50 metres of him

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how many beans?

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Kyle lacked for a lot of things but talent wasn’t one of them.

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He’s going to play midfield this year and that he is training house down?

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I wouldn’t blame Stringer too much. Like so many of our players over the past few weeks, he just looks bewildered, like he knows what he wants to do but mustn’t because it’s not part of the new-fangled “game plan”. Some players are at their best when you allow them just to play their natural game. I’m pretty sure Jake is one of those players. Let him off the leash and see what happens.

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