#25 Jake Stringer


#3537

I always assumed it was because you’re a grumpy old ■■■■.

But now that I remember the Murphy-card incident and subsequent photographic evidence I find your position entirely justified.

You’re still a grumpy old ■■■■ though.


#3538

Also, we must be just about due for an article from Stringer’s ex, aren’t we?

We’ve had some positive press about trade period and some Instagram photos of Jake looking in good shape, so surely it’s time.


#3539


#3540

Midfield bull = Josh Begley.

Has the tools. Will make it as our midfield bull.

Langford is our tall silky player who can very much win his own ball (Pendlebury)

Shiel and Zerrett are our A grade elite mids.


#3541

Begley has yet to demonstrate that he can get enough of the footy.

Has shown pretty much everything else you might hope for.


#3542

Yep. Needs to play VFL mid and learn the craft. The getting more of the ball will come. He definitely has something worth working with.


#3543

Begley is a very very smart guy, could have been anything if he didn’t play football.


#3544

Begley is the greatest man to ever live


#3545

Begley is the greatest anything to ever live


#3546

Begley is the Messiah


#3547

11013209


#3548

Begley, has a thread of his own…


#3549

Apparently he is so smart he can have any thread.


#3550

Hang on, Begley can’t be choosy


#3551

I thank you from the bottom of my heart. It’s nice to have your achievements recognised…particularly by someone who could kill me in 73 different ways.


#3552

Well, we’ve worked out who @brasha is. But I thought players were warned away from places like this, Josh.


#3553

Beg’s chin has its own postcode.


#3554

Having watched Begley at VFL and AFL levels he reminds me of the barging through packs work of JJ but with an elite right foot kick

Bull is an excellent description of his work in contested ball situations


#3555

I agree, but lets not get ahead of ourselves. He needs to be able to run again before becoming a Bull.


#3556

He might consider himself a Sitting Bull.

And I’m sure there’s nothing wrong with that.