#25 Jake Stringer


#3658

Aaaaand

The Memory Foam Remains


#3659

EDIT: HAP did a silly.


#3660

Stringer bean


#3661

Has slimmed down a lot over the last few days.

Remarkable.

#notfatnow


#3662

I have most likely missed the joke here - but that’s not Stringer, and he has 3 legs.


#3663

Surely that has to add a bit of weight?


#3664

Is that Ridley?


#3665

Yes


#3666

Well this is awkward.


#3667

Nah - gives him more balance and traction.


#3668

Doesn’t work for Joe, he has three legs and he is a gangly giraffe.


#3669

See, there’s your problem.


#3670

To be fair, 3 legged giraffes struggle too.


#3671

There’s photos of Ridley posted yesterday in the Ridley thread where he’s wearing black, black “volt” boots, white hat and a scabby beard. I took that to be correct.
This guy is wearing green, red socks, red Adidas boots, no facial hair: different guy.

I guess that means the “Ridley” photo is actually stringer. In which case, Stringer has slimmed down an absolute ton.

Anyone know which one is signed to “volt” boots?


#3672

Geez you’d love to be in a police line up against some of you blokes trying to pick out a face.

#bettergotospecsavers


#3673

That is Stringer.


#3674

I’m not having a good pre-season.

Still reckon he’s 5-10kg bigger than last year @Bully ?


#3675

That’s the argument for playing shirts vs skins.
Unless Ridley or some other player has a Stringeresque tattoo?


#3676

That pic is sooo 2016


#3677

Don’t worry Witness 3838 will tell us who it is.