yeah nah. I recon we can fight back by coming up with some legitimate excuses for Jake:
It has nothing to do with you.
It’s not you, it’s me.
I need some space.
I really don’t know what I want to do with my life.
I never cheated before but something just snapped.
I want to stand on my own two feet.
The other guys goaded me on and I didn’t want to look like a sissy.
I have issues.
I don’t why why I did it. It wasn’t planned.
I didn’t expect to get caught.
I’m having a mid-life crisis.
I’m not happy. I haven’t been happy for years.
I never meant to hurt you.
It’s in my nature to cheat.
It’s just a guy thing.