#25 Jake Stringer


Why? Because the general public didn’t sufficiently give a crap about what he got up to?


This thread reads like a forum for New Idea magazine.




Some great stuff here from 110 - 115min

A very important discussion here. Listen to the whole clip when you have a chance.




You are sick of that, but are sticking up for some trumped-up two-bit wannabe journo trying to get grades by dredging up ■■■■ on a player? fark me…


and this is why we dont post feminist clickbait tumblr spiels masqueraded as journalism on blitz


Yep, back to fapping over Stringer.


Another morals champion.

What did Stringer do? He allegedly rooted a lady who was not his Partner and Mother of his sprogs… I can give you a long list of AFL footballers who have done this, including former Bombers Captains and Coaches.

He allegedly had a gambling problem; his money to spend how he likes.


I’m just going to stick to the footy stuff.


Times have changed, mate.


Yeah. No one cheats on their partner anymore…


Yeap, Male or female


Yeah, my bad should of put the author’s name.

Anyway the piece seems to have disappeared.


saw 50 new posts,thought i would have a look…


Lots of movement in the thread. Did we sign Stringer yet?


Yes but hes been suspended for 12 months for being a naughty boy


Go back to watching highlights of ashley young scoring 2 bangas.

and rooney hattrick against @Stallion’s mob


All I got from that article was that it was ghost written for her by Peter Gordon.


yeah nah. I recon we can fight back by coming up with some legitimate excuses for Jake:

It has nothing to do with you.
It’s not you, it’s me.
I’m unhappy.
I need some space.
I really don’t know what I want to do with my life.
I never cheated before but something just snapped.
I want to stand on my own two feet.
The other guys goaded me on and I didn’t want to look like a sissy.
I have issues.
I don’t why why I did it. It wasn’t planned.
I didn’t expect to get caught.
I’m having a mid-life crisis.
I’m not happy. I haven’t been happy for years.
I never meant to hurt you.
It’s in my nature to cheat.
It’s just a guy thing.