#25 Jake Stringer (Part 1)

How dare you.

His transition into Dusty is almost complete.

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It will be Dusty who? Next season

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Yeah. Except when the lefties are hipsters who eat smashed avo. Then they’re posers with tuff stickers and beards. It’s a flexible category. Howard kicked it off with terms like ‘elites’ and ‘intellectuals’.
Thanks Grandpa, happy Orstraya Day ya ■■■■.

what the?

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Well, if you were a poacher in Africa?

Goes with the man bun

I think this has potential.

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Stringer is good, but Joe is a once in a generation player. The two cannot be compared. Joe by a country mile.

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Totally agree.

He’s special.

Better than France Lanklin?

Not yet…but has the potential to be better in my book. Taller much better contested mark.

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Better bloke.

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Wow he must really like animals.

Is that a Ray Charles inspired design?
Perhaps his tattoo artist needs to be sponsored by OPSM as well :sunglasses:

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As our away jumper.

Beats that grey abomination hands down

Fewer tattoos for a start.

calm the ■■■■ down mate. Franklin kicked 100 goals in his 4th season and had over 200 shots (no to mention OOF)… He will go on to kick 1000 for his career. He may not be able to take a contested mark but he’s freak, the likes of which we will not see again for a long time. He is a once in generation player, the fact that he exists at all means Joe is not a once in a generation player.

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Yet you have a dp of Hitler, righttt

Personally, my gut feel is Stringer WILL be inconsistent at times.
But my view is that both the chance of environment, and having a point to prove, will still ensure he is a massive weapon for us both forward, and in and around the contest.

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