#25 Jake Stringer


#1613

He won’t nominate us


#1614

The bloke removed a number of L Franklin’s teeth with a punch to the gob in a ground ball scrum a number of years ago. Suspension? Tribunal? Free kick? Hahaha.


#1615

Here’s an idea: change the rule.


#1616

A Free Kick shall be awarded against a Player who …
having taken the football over the Boundary Line, fails to immediately hand the football to the boundary Umpire or drop the football directly to the ground … [or] …
touches the football after the boundary Umpire has signalled that the football is Out of Bounds, except for a Player who has carried the football over the Boundary Line under this Law 15.6.1 or a Player awarded a Free Kick under these Laws

It’s sensible this rule is mostly ignored. What would be more sensible would be to remove the offending bits altogether: they have a time-wasting rule so what’s the point of this?

Rules that umps have to actively ignore to do “the right thing” are dumb.


#1617

@habibi


#1618

I’m hearing Stringer shaved his head… Thank ■■■■.


#1619

Off to the Woosha thread to praise him on the job he’s doing now…


#1620

A wise decision


#1621

Yeah, but has re lasered those tattoos?


#1622

25 pm


#1623

To be fair to Rance…“It was out of character”.

A dog act, not seen since Brown and Vanderberg cheap shots during the line in the sand game.


#1624

Good. No fussing about with his hair. Just stick your head over the footy and extract it to dish out to your team mates Jakey!


#1625

I dont mind long hair or short hair, but it was like he was having a bob each way.


#1626

Strake Jinger


#1627

Jape Finger


#1628

Great, now that he’s shaved his head it’s time to laser his tatt.


#1629

Agreed. Every player on our list should have marine issue buzz cuts and definitely no tattoos. Tattoos are for bad people who have done bad things


#1630

Basically Zach Merrett’s style! :joy:


#1631

Lake Pedder


#1632

I like how Woosha rocks the gold necklace