#3 Darcy "Darcy Parish" Parish - Shiel can play forward pocket instead

Shame we couldn't get mathieson last year hope we get him next year

Contracted till 2019

Really?

“The Hulk” after seeing Darce on Bomber TV video with the ropes at training. What happened to that skinny kid wearing no. 3?

riccardo mauntleban

Darcy

been drinking pure colostrum straight from the cows teat while at his dairy farm

been drinking pure colostrum straight from the cows teat while at his dairy farm

What, not bovine collostrum?

been drinking pure colostrum straight from the cows teat while at his dairy farm

What, not bovine collostrum?

pure unadulterated bovine colostrum

"The Hulk" after seeing Darce on Bomber TV video with the ropes at training. What happened to that skinny kid wearing no. 3?

Wait until Gerard Healy sees him.

Darcy

I don’t get it

Big Fish finally lands at Essendon

Boutros boutrous boutrous boutros boot ross bartos

DP3

Reckon ASADA asked for a ■■■■ test after seeing how ripped he is.

Dastardly Parish.

Darcy "Snapper" Parish

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMGV4gEADJr/?taken-by=darcy_parish

Im calling him Juddy the way he’s gouging the eyes out of those fish

Reckon ASADA asked for a ■■■■ test after seeing how ripped he is.

You realise he doesn’t actually look like he did in that training pic? That was a very flattering shot of a body, already pumped from an intense workout, under heavy load. He actually looks like the young bloke on the beach with the fish.

Darcy "Snapper" Parish

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMGV4gEADJr/?taken-by=darcy_parish

Darcy should take up list management.

It could mean he is scaling up for a big 2017

I’d be gutted if he wasn’t

It’d be super flakey if he wasn’t putting in the proverbial 110 %.

PB will realise it’s silly to think o/wise once he has a chance to mullet over.

You’ve definitely got that one hook line and sinker

Reckon ASADA asked for a ■■■■ test after seeing how ripped he is.

You realise he doesn’t actually look like he did in that training pic? That was a very flattering shot of a body, already pumped from an intense workout, under heavy load. He actually looks like the young bloke on the beach with the fish.

Exactly. Happens with multiple players every year

Yep…the whiting’s on the wall for him, but hopefully he doesn’t cop any sardine tests. Most people would be flathead by these comments, but I’m sure he couda done better.

Reckon ASADA asked for a ■■■■ test after seeing how ripped he is.

You realise he doesn’t actually look like he did in that training pic? That was a very flattering shot of a body, already pumped from an intense workout, under heavy load. He actually looks like the young bloke on the beach with the fish.

Stop bursting Gerard Healy’s bubble!