#3 Darcy "Darcy Parish" Parish - Shiel can play forward pocket instead

He’s a gun, I have no doubt he will find form again and be a solid midfielder by the end of the year.

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So, about 3kg maybe? Be about right?

I’m no sports scientist so couldn’t say. It’s just evident he needs more size and power so he can hold his position over the ball.

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Maybe it has something to do with the worlds gravitational pull

Hmmm, maybe.
A few litres of water before a game should fix it, I reckon.

Give it a spell.

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Oh, 5 litres a bit better? Yeah, if it’s windy, maybe.

don’t you get it? hes HILARIOUS

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If he needs to put on that 5kg in a hurry Simon Goodwin knows a guy

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Spot on. Had a great game in the VFL and theres still a concerning amount of negative posts about him.

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mmmm body seems unclear

R u ok?

Getting better :slight_smile:

Kids a gun, just having a bad patch. He’ll come good again, I don’t think there is any need to over analyse this one.

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Deck’s right.
We’re focussing too much on his weight, not enough on his height, width, volume, or density.

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No he isn’t. Hopefully he ends up one but he certainly isn’t atm nor has he ever been…yet.

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I reckon it’s Resistance that needs measuring. Langford has superior Ohms.

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How dense do you reckon he is?

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Darcy will be fine. The kid is a ■■■■■■ good footballer. He has his weaknesses, but what 20 yr old kid doesn’t. And if it were up to me he would be playing magoos for a few weeks. Let him dominate a lower level, and find what he has again.

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more like,

let him dominate as a pure onballer in the vfl then lets shove him back to the HFF/wing role he does in the afl…

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