It’s not your fault that people are easily triggered by your opinion. Then you have to defend that opinion again and again by answering questions directed at you from different people.
Impossible
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Yep. Poor Killer Mike was just walking down the street one day, helping old ladies cross the road, when he was viciously set upon by a crazed group of Darcy Parish enthusiasts.
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Probably.
He’s still farkin good though.
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Imagine if he did play for us. We’d overrate the living hell out of him.
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The Shiel Diel
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People are heavily invested in young Parish 
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Please no more today KM
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school holidays unfortunately
Why does Killer_Mike hate Parish so much ?
It’s just coz you can’t shorten his name.
PAR
Just doesn’t work.
Any bloke that’s smaller than Donnington just shouldn’t be playing AFL.
Parish fits that description.
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I thought it was ironically funny: confirms he doesn’t speak Spanish by messing up the phrase “I don’t speak Spanish” in Spanish.
Also ironically: corrects other’s grammar and ends post with “shurgs”.
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Obviously done on purpose and quite funny.
Didn’t come across that obvious but if it was on purpose then my hat is off to him.
I heard Justin Bieber had to cancel his Australian tour coz all the 16 year old girls love Darce these days.
Future Star.
It might be the only Spanish phrase he learnt before the trip…except “dos cervezas, por favor” and “¿dondé puedo conocer unas putas?”
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Best of luck in your first game back Darcy
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Here’s hoping he plays well, might be able to increase his trade value
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