#3 Darcy "Darcy Parish" Parish


#4569

I admit I am not a huge fan as I don’t yet see his strengths as being enough.

I think the most pleasing thing is that we don’t need him in the middle (he is not in our best 22) and now he has the time to develop his game and hopefully, when ready, can make a real impact.

This season may beneficial (ignoring the unfortunate injury) in that the pressure is no longer on him to become a gun instantly. Hopefully it stays that way and he does prove me wrong (as he seems like a very god foot soldier which we definitely need, but would love him to become a beast inside mid with a few more years development).


#4570

You know why VFL watchers don’t rave about how they’ve seen something special in Parish. Becuase Parish doesn’t play VFL.


#4571

Ooooooooooookay.

@Alan_Noonan_10, I gotta another dill for you to abuse tonight!


#4572

Parish will be part of our best midfield for years to come, and a very very decent midfield it will be.


#4573

He hated the VFL soo much he got injured just to avoid it.


#4574

It is usually “no hablo inglés” (I don’t speak English), not “no hablo español”. If he actually meant to say that anyway, I don’t get the joke.

shurgs


#4575

Sums it up


#4576

It’s not your fault that people are easily triggered by your opinion. Then you have to defend that opinion again and again by answering questions directed at you from different people.


#4577

Impossible


#4578

Yep. Poor Killer Mike was just walking down the street one day, helping old ladies cross the road, when he was viciously set upon by a crazed group of Darcy Parish enthusiasts.


#4579

Probably.

He’s still farkin good though.


#4580

Imagine if he did play for us. We’d overrate the living hell out of him.


#4581

The Shiel Diel


#4582

People are heavily invested in young Parish :grinning:


#4583

Please no more today KM


#4584

school holidays unfortunately


#4585

Why does Killer_Mike hate Parish so much ?

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


#4586

It’s just coz you can’t shorten his name.

PAR

Just doesn’t work.


#4587

Any bloke that’s smaller than Donnington just shouldn’t be playing AFL.

Parish fits that description.


#4588

I thought it was ironically funny: confirms he doesn’t speak Spanish by messing up the phrase “I don’t speak Spanish” in Spanish.

Also ironically: corrects other’s grammar and ends post with “shurgs”.