#3 Darcy "Darcy Parish" Parish


#4589

Obviously done on purpose and quite funny.


#4590

Didn’t come across that obvious but if it was on purpose then my hat is off to him.


#4591

:wink:


#4592

I heard Justin Bieber had to cancel his Australian tour coz all the 16 year old girls love Darce these days.

Future Star.


#4593

It might be the only Spanish phrase he learnt before the trip…except “dos cervezas, por favor” and “¿dondé puedo conocer unas putas?”


#4594

Best of luck in your first game back Darcy


#4595

Here’s hoping he plays well, might be able to increase his trade value :wink:


#4596

Doesn’t he date a 16 year old girl?

I’m sure she’s not actually 16 but I have a recollection he was dating a schoolgirl last year - there was an vox pop interview both did at an Essendon function or something?

Note: I may be completely wrong about all of this, also, who gives a fark


#4597

You’re not having another crack at him are you KM? :rofl:


#4598

My original comment was not based on reality. You really didn’t pick the Bieber part of it up?

I was just trying to generate some hype. As I feel people don’t like Parish becuase he’s just there. Where’s VFL players get hyped off the silliest things. So several of my posts where stupid hype building(and in no way serious).

Couldn’t comment on his real personal life, and with you don’t care.


#4599

Clearly Jake Stringer has been given Darc some dating advice


#4600

I didnt think you were at all serious!

And yes who cares about his personal life, quite right, we’re straying into Donnington territory


#4601

Haha

I couldn’t tell if your “who gives a fark” was directed at your comments or mine.


#4602

Oh it was at mine! Sorry I didn’t think they would be interpreted any other way

Anyway, how about that Killer Mike huh. What a d/ck


#4603

My daughter is a school girl…she is 18. Darcy is 19…please


#4604

Darcy will be a very good player whether he stay with us or is moved on…we have not seen the best of Darcy Parish by a long shot…and when he does turn it on, I will be back into this thread, In the meantime…got better things to do than read uninformed bull ■■■■.


#4605

be star year 12 footballer, have year 11 girlfriend.

not uncommon.


#4606

Which player thread am I in?


#4607

The OC.


#4608

Ricky Mott