No, it’s Darcy Darcy Parish - Parish 
Edit: was correct before your edit @Bomb_Doe
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Of course. Isn’t it obvious? 
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DARCYDARCYPARISHPARISH
I just call him the ‘Poor man’s Kyle Langford.’
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Last season? We haven’t done it since 2000
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His nickname is DP3
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His nickname should be ‘Tim’
Which is even worse than Dasher.
alternatively, the kyle that can actually midfield.
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Darcy “slight pause” Parish.
Darcy “slight paws” Parish.
Darcy “paws” Parish.
Darcy “The Pause” Parish.
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Thank God you left out “pregnant pause”
Darcy “preggers” Parish.
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you can go stand in the corner with bsd, that was attrocious
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Fitzwilliam .
Maybe Fitzy . To shorten it .
Just love these guys, although suggesting Darc is @dudeperfect is a stretch
Did you mean Williiam Fitzpatrick? I too get him confused with Patrick Fitzwilliam
“Fitzwilliam Darcy generally referred to as Darcy , is one of the two central characters in Jane Austin’s novel Pride and Prejudice .”
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Darcy Double Penetration Parish.
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