#3 Darcy "Darcy Parish" Parish - Shiel can play forward pocket instead

Aw yeah, football season.

Preparing myself a 6-8 week period of “he’s 1 week away”. Jesus this pre-season has been ■■■■■■ in terms of the amount of blokes that have gone in for surgery within 6-8 weeks of Round 1…

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bugger

fml…

RIP etc

An opportunity for Langford?

For gawddssss sake

People who have to get scans often play professional high level sport 4 days later. Reeeelax guys

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Lol

DON’T TELL ME TO RELAX I AM RELAXED THIS IS ALL GREAT I AM SUPER CHILL RIGHT NOW

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Is the injury report from the club released today?

I’m tired robbie…

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They’ll announce there’s been a gastro outbreak at the club, Darcy was sent home for the weekend, then tomorrow he’s been booked in for surgery. The old chestnut of he “could be right for Anzac Day” will be used…

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F*** me it’s going to be one of those seasons isn’t it the injury curse is coming back

That fixes my Parish v Petracca dilemma in SC.

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Very annoying indeed ffs

The cynicism of this thread is certainly Blitz at its finest!

Footballer gets scan = world coming to an end

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He’s cooked

It better be just a precautionary scan but the club has a track record of telling porkies when it comes to players getting injured.

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Anyone know potentially what’s wrong with him?