#3 Darcy Parish - signed to 2027

Um… have you seen our midfield, both before, and after his injury?

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We’ve seen the midfield function with him and without him and we’ve also seen it not function with and without him in the past too.

I think our biggest issue has been in the ruck.

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we are missing Parish big time. Consistently our 2 nd best midfielder behind Zach over past 3-4 years. We can’t have Stringer and Perkins attending the same bounce. Durham/Caldwell have stepped up. We are also missing the physicality of Draper.

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id say his being out is hurting more than most want to admit, we couldn’t buy a meaningful clearance without him

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We need Parish full stop. Gets the first or second tagger, surely must help.

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Come back RISH

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Look how they’ve massacred my beautiful RISH.

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He’ll come back and be that worried about his calf that he’ll suck for a month, guaranteed

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Even half throttle RISH wins clearances.

feel like pure ■■■■, just want my can’t maintain eyecontact centre clearance midfielder back

Yeah, you’re prob right.

But ■■■■ we are missing him.

What a bizarre take

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Our struggles in clearance the past month or so highlights his importance to the team. I’m just worried that a) it will take him a month to find anything remotely approaching match fitness and touch after he returns, and b) he’s now an injury prone player on a long-term contract.

They’ve got zero idea and also zero interest in us as anything other than clickbait and drama

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Embarrassing headline

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Pretty disrespectful to Darcy.

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I’ll bet the Pies are absolutely stoked that Darcy won’t be available for their game.

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lol we’ve been towelled up in clearances since he’s been out.

Darcy is clearly a required player

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That will be a quick segment then…the answer is ‘Yes. Next topic…’

the ■■■■ lover that wrote that needs to cool their jets

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