Former #32 Noah Gown

You been hangin with the yuckiest pee, pull a hammer head.

Yep ur right

It was a bad day when someone pulled me up and said, ‘What are you singing? Boo de bo de bom?’
‘Uh…yeah?’
‘It’s ‘beautiful people.’ It’s literally the title of the song.’
‘Yeah. Yeah right, that’s what I meant.’

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Yep it’s true as I also got info on the downlow

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Don’t worry. If he develops at normal KP rate he’ll spend the next two years in the reserves and everyone will write him off.

ftfy

She’s alright - fat Canada Lady.

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I can do better than that.

The first time saw that song on Count Down the studio film clip had them on stage surrounded by heaps of beach balls. So naturally in the chorus I thought he was singing “beachball something something, beachball something something…”

That.
Is.
Awesome.

I’m gonna sing it like that now.

Beachball, they just wanna take you.
Beachball, they just wanna make you!

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BAH YOO TEEFULL BEACHBALL, …

when you’re deflated, … you fit right in my travel baaaag.

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Ok. So maybe it wasn’t HEAPS of beachballs…but still.

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Olivia’s background vocals on Hammerhead are beautiful beyond words.

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Paid my penny and only farted.

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Reminds me of a bit of synchronicity.
James Reyne and Woody Allen saying the song/character needs someone like ONJ/Darryl Hannah.

It getting back to them and saying, ‘I’m someone like…!’

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I blame Gown himself, how are we supposed to hype him when he is going incognito at training:

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Timmy’s number isn’t good enough for him, he wants to go the full Simon Madden…

Will he be our newest enforcer??

I hope so

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Get to know: Noah Gown

Feb 22, 2019 7:45AM

Essendon secured fearless key forward Noah Gown from Gippsland Power with pick 60 in the 2018 national draft.

As the 19-year-old completes his first pre-season in the red and black, get to know our new No.32 a little bit better…

Nickname: Gowny

Greatest individual effort you have seen on the footy field: Jordan Ridley rebounding out of defence

A player from another team you would love to play with and why: Charlie Curnow because he is good

How many games of footy do you watch each weekend? Two

Your favourite TV football show: The Front Bar

Favourite commentator: Bruce McAvaney

Favourite meal the night before a game: Pasta

Which teammate should appear on the next series of The Bachelor? Matt Guelfi

Teammate most likely to succeed after football: Andy McGrath

Which teammate belts out your club theme song with the most gusto? Aaron Francis

Favourite Netflix series: Animal Kingdom

Apple Music or Spotify: Spotify

Do you play Fortnite? Yes

Favourite comedian: Kevin Hart

Favourite animal and why: Dog, because I have one

Favourite section of the AFL Record : Stats

Your favourite possession: Phone

If you won Tattslotto, what is the first thing you would buy? A house

Your favourite holiday destination: LA

The most famous person you have met: Brandon Zerk-Thatcher

The most famous person you would like to meet: Lebron James

Dream job if you weren’t a footballer: Millionaire

Dream place to live in the world: New York

What scares you? Snakes

What is the one talent you wish you had? Singing

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Reading that it seems he has settled in well and has a good sense of humour. Wishing him a long and successful career.

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99% campaigner this guy; the other 1% is rat’s tail.
Really looking forward to watching him play in the 2s this year. Go Gowny