Former #32 Noah Gown

How about Never?

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Never Go.
Hmmm. Yeah, nah.

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I meant after the Elvis song.

l might call him Monopoly.
As in: Do not pass go!

I have to say that I love the haircut on him. It’s perfect for a FF. It makes me nostalgic for the days of VanderHaar.

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Closer to Salmon circa 1992-93 with a bit less curl…

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I can see the news write up already:

‘After conquering basketball and getting a kick-■■■ hair cut, Noah Gown decided to turn his sights to football. He played 1 game for “Gippy Power” and won their best and fairest. He then went on to boot 95 goals in his first season for Essendon’

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Is this the first and best rat’s tail at the club since early days Andrew Lovett? Looks arrogant - I like it!

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I reckon move Stringer to 9 and give this kid 25.

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A Gown on the Hanger is safe, but that’s not what Gowns are for.

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That is a seriously horrendous haircut. I think he needs some mentoring from Dylan Shiel.

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needs reposting

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Haha. Twas a ■■■■ gag!

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Beards and haircuts - what is it with hair and Blitz?

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Needs more discussion on tattoos.

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A good haircut needs a set square and a theodolite.

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And hair.
It primarily needs hair.

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If no hair, then Kitten Car Polish, as recommended by @Deckham

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I like him.
Give him #25 and #9 to Stringer

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