Former #32 Noah Gown

Are we the least tattooed team in the AFL?

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Just watching his highlights package again. I see a bit of Tex Walker in the way he roams up the ground. If he can develop into that sort of forward he will be a very handy late pick up.

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Hopefully.

My membership renewal is contingent on this, and this only.

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I tend to agree. Other than winning a premiership or multiple finals it is certainly one of the most important things we need to achieve.

And a Prince Albert, using a 7/8 bolt as minimum and meter and a half of boat anchor chain.

We’re only renewing to watch real men.

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Does this put J Houlihan down the pecking order - if that’s possible?

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Why? I’d heard he has the full Prince Albert.

I hadn’t really. I just made that up.

this preseason it’ll be all about the hair

That’s going to be tough to top

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In the 90s I briefly sported the shaven sides and spiky peroxide top.

I looked like a block of Cadbury Top Deck.

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Any pics?

Sure - here you go:

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Bruce: oh that’s delicious isnt it?

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There are, much to my relief, no pictures of this sad period of my life.

I had it done the morning of that prelim final.

Imagine having to walk away from the MCG not only having watched Fark Carlton R.I.P. our hearts out, but doing it with that lid.

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Oh.
Hi, dingus.

I guess why not Zoidberg?

You still have Zoidberg…

YOU ALLLLLLL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!

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He has to actually outperform him first, and Houlihan himself might have something to say about that… so no, not at this stage

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I agree, good comparison, I especially like that he is 1 cm taller than Tex, which at least proves he is already tall enough to be a power forward.

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Umm, has anyone called him a “Dressing Gown” yet?

(asking for a friend)

Some blokes when they played, got dressing down and dressing gown every bludy game.

(Err, replying for a friend)