Ex #33 Brayden Ham - sliced

He looks little and scared

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Someone just told him about Blitz, and what they tend to say about about outside wingmen/ forward flankers
ā€œJerrett, Colyer, Zaharakis, Stanton, ā€¦ Iā€™ve got at least two years of reading this!ā€

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Thatā€™s the face of a man that found out BSDs nickname for them.

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He looks like someone just put deep heat on his left nut.

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I love golden retrievers. Such a stupid, friendly dog.

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Get to know: Brayden Ham

Feb 23, 2019 7:45AM

Essendon welcomed Geelong Falcons utility Brayden Ham with pick 72 in the 2018 national draft.

Playing as a top-ager in the 2018 TAC Cup, the versatile 19-year-old booted 22 goals from 16 games, named among the Falconsā€™ best players on 10 occasions and finishing second in the clubā€™s best and fairest behind No.1 draft pick Sam Walsh.

Get to know more about our new No.33 as he completes his first pre-season in the red and blackā€¦

Nickname: Hammer

Any pre-game superstitions or routines: Bacon and eggs

Greatest individual effort you have seen on the footy field: Fraser Toohey step ladder

A player from another team you would love to play with: Sam Walsh

Best rule in footy: Deliberate out of bounds

And the worst and why: Running too far

How many games of footy do you watch each weekend? Four

Your favourite TV football show: Before The Game

Favourite commentator: Brian Taylor or Anthony Hudson

Favourite meal the night before a game: Pizza

Which teammate should appear on the next series of The Bachelor? James Stewart

Teammate most likely to succeed after football and why? Jordan Ridley - heā€™s pretty smart

Which teammate belts out your club theme song with the most gusto? Trent Mynott

Favourite Netflix series: Stranger Things

Apple Music or Spotify: Spotify

Do you play Fortnite? No

Favourite animal and why: Dog - good animal

Favourite section of the AFL Record : Stats

Your favourite possession: Car

Best gift you have received: Car

If you won Tattslotto, what is the first thing you would buy? A house

Your favourite holiday destination: Gold Coast

The most famous person you have met: Sam Walsh

The most famous person you would like to meet: Drake

Dream job if you werenā€™t a footballer: Rapper

Dream place to live in the world: Brazil

What is the one talent you wish you had? Singing

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They really need to be more accurate with this question. Is this answer a routine or a superstition?

Itā€™d suck if all your team mates routinely ate bacon and eggs pre game, and you were superstitious about it.

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And this.
Is the worst rule running, because itā€™s too far?

WE NEEEEED ANSWERS HERE PEOPLE

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they are also asking who sings the team song with the most gustoā€¦ but they are rookies and have only just joined the team!

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Looks very much like a young Brent Stanton, I mean that in appearance rather than his playing style, which I havenā€™t seen much of so canā€™t comment there. I did see one passage in the match sim highlights and he seemed to have a decent amount of poise with the ballā€¦

ā– ā– ā– ā– .
This goes right to the top.

Jokā€™s answer is still the best. Mark.

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Iā€™m spewing Josh Green is no longer on the list, we have missed out on making all the ā€œGreen, Beggs and Hamā€ references.

Laverde, beggs and Ham, just doesnā€™t have the same ring to it.

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Which teammate belts out your club theme song with the most gusto? Trent Mynott

This question is a bit odd too for the newbies, as they havenā€™t won a game yet, so wouldnā€™t have practiced the song?
or do they have rehearsals :stuck_out_tongue:

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I think this kid will be very good, but if he doesnā€™t make it I really hope he thinks twice about becoming a rapper in Brazil.

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Is it just me or is there a touch of the Ricky Dysonā€™s about this lad

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Is he a lefty?

No, I donā€™t think so

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He looks far more like a young Ricky Dyson I reckon

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If Golden Retrievers could write, their input into this forum would be a hell of a lot greater than yours.

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