#15 Jayden Laverde - π‹π’π―πžπ“›π“ͺ𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝕃𝔸𝕍 (Part 1)

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β– β– β– β–  off with the puns. seriously. its cancerous.

No Lav for a pun then?

Clearly not.

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Shoot Your Lav All Over Me.

No place for hidin’ baby
No place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Lav gun, (Lav gun), Lav gun
Lav gun, (Lav gun), Lav gun

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Let me put my Lav into you babe

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Lav Hurts, …

(Too often ,…)

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When the puns come out right
Or like pieces of s.hite
That’s Laverde.

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'No Lav Lost'??? Maybe it would have been better if we did lose him. Although we would have been without a sexy title for our trade/draft threads.

St Kilda’s loss will be our pain.

But seriously, if he gets a decent run at he could do some real damage. I think his combination of height, strength, speed and skill is unique in the comp. Its a struggle to work out who he is most similar to. We could groom him as a power mid in the Ollie Wines mould, a mobile CHF like Darling, a mid-sized running forward like Ryan O’Keefe or a β€˜looks like Tarzan plays like Jane’ type ala Courtney Johns.

Just what will he bring us?

You give Lav a bad name.

But seriously, what a load of twaddle. The first part, anyway.

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Obviously just faked his injury to give himself more prep time for EFC team and individual photo shoot.

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Livin the Laverde Loca

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Come on, we all know there is an article coming in March that says, "laverde got injured in January, we took the conservative approach hoping it would heal if we managed his loads, but it didn't heal so he's going in for an op to clean the area up". Bookmark it.

What???
No hyperbaric chambers???

Hyperbolic chambers.

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β– β– β– β–  off with the puns. seriously. its cancerous.

Awwww sounds like someone needs a hug.

Just remember:

β€œAnd Iiiiiiiieeeeiiieeeeiiiiiiii will always lav you!”

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β– β– β– β–  off with the puns. seriously. its cancerous.

Awwww sounds like someone needs a hug.

Just remember:

β€œAnd Iiiiiiiieeeeiiieeeeiiiiiiii will always lav you!”

Now you’ve done it. You β– β– β– β– β– β– β– .

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Lav bites! Lav bleeds!

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β– β– β– β–  off with the puns. seriously. its cancerous.

Some people think the world is full of lav puns.

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Yet another thread falls to the lavisciousness of punning!

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β– β– β– β–  off with the puns. seriously. its cancerous.

That kind of language belongs in the Lavatory

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His propensity to get injured is becoming a real concern.

He may never get a proper run at it :frowning:

Soooo…these panic dollars… any left? :smiley:

Someone just trying to inflate the value of panic $$$

I’ll take this hit, but I’m still leaving my panic dollars invested here.

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'No Lav Lost'??? Maybe it would have been better if we did lose him. Although we would have been without a sexy title for our trade/draft threads.

St Kilda’s loss will be our pain.

But seriously, if he gets a decent run at he could do some real damage. I think his combination of height, strength, speed and skill is unique in the comp. Its a struggle to work out who he is most similar to. We could groom him as a power mid in the Ollie Wines mould, a mobile CHF like Darling, a mid-sized running forward like Ryan O’Keefe or a β€˜looks like Tarzan plays like Jane’ type ala Courtney Johns.

Just what will he bring us?

A decent run? He’s played two seasons and had one major injury which he returned from to play out the year just fine.

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Saw 60 new posts, wondered what was going on, just more puns. Lavely!

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I Lav heard it all now.

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I think this guy barracked for us as a kid.

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