#33 Jayden Lav-hurt-de


#3321
■■■■ off with the puns. seriously. its cancerous.

C’mon man…

All you need is Lav.


#3322

All you need is Lav.


#3323

Awww … can you feel the Lav tonight?


#3324

Lav Always


#3325
Ok, what's the "big dog" joke all about?

Lavrador.

Lavradoodle?

Welp, I’m outta here before yet another thread goes a stray. Is there a single thread that hasn’t turned into a complete dogs breakfast lately? Little wonder all the well bred posters are disappearing, they’ve been hounded out by you pack of punning mongrels and giggling lassies. I don’t want to pound the point home but it is becoming a bone of contention for a lot of us and I’m like a proverbial with one of those.

#amidoingitright?

Pretty right yeah … except there hadn’t actually been a pun yet.

You’re right. I thought I was doing a public service by exhausting lots of possibilities. I fear I may have posted rashly and prematurely, much like that infamous poster Cerberus. Doesn’t that seem like dogs years ago?

Bow out wowt now, before Barnz gets you.

Fixed


#3326

Terrific work Bloodstained, lav it


#3327
■■■■ off with the puns. seriously. its cancerous.

No Lav for a pun then?

Clearly not.


#3328
Shoot Your Lav All Over Me.

No place for hidin’ baby
No place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Lav gun, (Lav gun), Lav gun
Lav gun, (Lav gun), Lav gun


#3329

Let me put my Lav into you babe


#3330

Lav Hurts, …

(Too often ,…)


#3331

When the puns come out right
Or like pieces of s.hite
That’s Laverde.


#3332
'No Lav Lost'??? Maybe it would have been better if we did lose him. Although we would have been without a sexy title for our trade/draft threads.

St Kilda’s loss will be our pain.

But seriously, if he gets a decent run at he could do some real damage. I think his combination of height, strength, speed and skill is unique in the comp. Its a struggle to work out who he is most similar to. We could groom him as a power mid in the Ollie Wines mould, a mobile CHF like Darling, a mid-sized running forward like Ryan O’Keefe or a ‘looks like Tarzan plays like Jane’ type ala Courtney Johns.

Just what will he bring us?

You give Lav a bad name.

But seriously, what a load of twaddle. The first part, anyway.


#3333

Obviously just faked his injury to give himself more prep time for EFC team and individual photo shoot.


#3334

Livin the Laverde Loca


#3335
Come on, we all know there is an article coming in March that says, "laverde got injured in January, we took the conservative approach hoping it would heal if we managed his loads, but it didn't heal so he's going in for an op to clean the area up". Bookmark it.

What???
No hyperbaric chambers???

Hyperbolic chambers.


#3336
■■■■ off with the puns. seriously. its cancerous.

Awwww sounds like someone needs a hug.

Just remember:

“And Iiiiiiiieeeeiiieeeeiiiiiiii will always lav you!”


#3337
■■■■ off with the puns. seriously. its cancerous.

Awwww sounds like someone needs a hug.

Just remember:

“And Iiiiiiiieeeeiiieeeeiiiiiiii will always lav you!”

Now you’ve done it. You ■■■■■■■.


#3338

Lav bites! Lav bleeds!


#3339
■■■■ off with the puns. seriously. its cancerous.

Some people think the world is full of lav puns.


#3340

Yet another thread falls to the lavisciousness of punning!