#34 Jake Long - Rebooted


#2005

I fart in his general direction.


#2006

Help Help, I am being repressed!!


#2007

He’s not that quick.


#2008

Feeling a little seedy, Alex?


#2009

would improve his aroma.

his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries.


#2010

He’s got huge sharp…he can leap about!


#2011

I say to people like that,

I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window dresser!


#2012

I point my private parts at your auntie, you English kiniggit!


#2013

He is quick but not powerful, he has trouble running at high intensity for long periods. He conserves energy and tries to use his read on the game to impact.