#34 Jake Long - Rebooted


I fart in his general direction.


Help Help, I am being repressed!!


He’s not that quick.


Feeling a little seedy, Alex?


would improve his aroma.

his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries.


He’s got huge sharp…he can leap about!


I say to people like that,

I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window dresser!


I point my private parts at your auntie, you English kiniggit!


He is quick but not powerful, he has trouble running at high intensity for long periods. He conserves energy and tries to use his read on the game to impact.