#35 Matt Guelfi - Welcome to the Midfield


#662

Absolute ripper. That tackle on that flog Port defender was 10/10.


#663

Selfie


#664

Absolute ripper. That tackle on that flog Port defender was 10/10.


#665

Imagine he won the Anzac Medal?


#666

Ma dai!! Sei pazzo? Io sono del sud.


#667

There’s this guy called josh green who loves a goal and is somewhat riddled with greed


#668

Also Daniher, Stewart, Fantasia…


#669

Theres something about that photo that reminds me of Cornholio (Beavis from Beavis and Butthead)


#670

He waits around packs or on his own forward and swoops on the ball when it’s freed.


#671

With apolgies to The Offspring.

Give it to them Matty. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me Matty. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me Matty. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And Heff’s girl says, he’s pretty fly,
For a Guelfi.
You know it’s what BT says.

“You know it’s kind of hard
Just to get drafted these days,
Being in defence is cool,
But I’ll play anywhere.”
His debut went smooth,
And he played with style,
Not a single thing he lacks,
“Who the hell is Jake Nial?”

So don’t debate, he’s a player straight,
You know Port doesn’t get it anyway.
Got to play up the field, and kept it real.
For you no way, for you no way.
So if you don’t rate, Hinkley can’t compensate.
At least you’ll know you can always play on Robbie Gray.
The world needs wannabes.
(Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing.

Give it to them Matty. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me Matty. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me Matty. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And Heff’s girl says, he’s pretty fly,
For a Guelfi .

He’s got some cool moves,
A late smother did suffice.
But they didn’t have a go to dude,
He traded his blood for ice.
Now cruising around the flanks,
His kicks he never shanks.
Then he tackled that dude,
And sat him on his lily ■■■.

Now he’s getting a tattoo,
Yeah the dream is alive.
He asked for a ‘13’,
But they drew a ‘35’.
Teammates say he’s trying hard,
And they’re not wrong.
But in his own mined,
He knows he’s where he belongs.

Give it to them Matty. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me Matty. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Give it to me Matty. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
And Heff’s girl says, he’s pretty fly,
For a Guelfi .


#672

A nuggety bugger, hangs around like no other, with a desperate need to receive

Take it right from your hands, if he gets half a chance, but please, don’t handball to his knees.


#673

You Italain? so am I I’m Calabrese


#674

Mario and Luigi right there.


#675

■■■■■■ wogs! They’re everywhere!

… Im Sicilian


#676

Hird had an Italian grandmother.


#677

That would explain the luscious hair


#678

and the weird ears.


#679

Reminds me of Bob Shearman. Wears his number too, if I can remember that far back. Just as handsome.


#680

That’s because you don’t handball when you’re in the goal square.


#681

You Italian ■■■■■■■ killed Jesus.