#49 Tom Hird

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No, his father is former Hollywood has-been, Troy McClure

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So the fish rumours are just that

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“Troy McLure, I thought you said he was dead”

“No, I said he sleeps with the fishes”

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You may remember him from such educational films as “Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun” and “Firecrackers: The Silent Killer”.

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Add landsberger to that too

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Ha, all this time I thought Geoff McClure was alive and well dribbling for the ABC commentary team. A different FarkCarlton Maclure, goodness me.

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Sorry if it’s already been mentioned. Anyone know why Tom was in a moon boot and on crutches? Is he dead yet?

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Tried kicking Dylan Shiel in the solar plexus?

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I think they’re trying to get all the injuries that happened to his dad out of the way early before the season starts up. This is the foot. Next week they’ll have Merrett knee him in the face, then in July they’ll have Gown poke him in the eye.

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Better not take up coaching then.

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Or ride a bike

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Well now I feel like a dick for saying it. Poor bugger.

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It’s all James Hird’s fault.

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FFS.

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WTF. All over again for a Hird.

That’s terrible.

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■■■■■ sake.

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Oh No, no , no. Fark.

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Fark so sad. That’s two foot stress fractures in young players for us. Any from other clubs? Is it possible that youngsters trained too hard/incorrectly during the break?

Was so so keen to see how Tom could play.

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Sad news for the young HIRD.

I suspect he will use this time to build his body up so he is a MONSTER next year.

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