#5 Elijah Tsatas (Part 2)

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What i take from the last week or so of posting here is that we drafted a kid who:

Is a Mummy’s boy
Can’t kick
Wont listen
Is a tosser
Is a number 5 pick who’s never shown anything to suggest hes going to be better than Nick O’Brien circa 2015.
Is Brad Scott’s first, and hopefully last, “captain’s call” at the draft table.

Sounds like we should sit him ouf of all matches to prevent injury and try and get a future 3rd or something for him .

Edit: it’s possible none of this would have happened if Bailey Humphrey didnt have such ■■■■ tatts.

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He wanted yummy sweets but got given a mostly disliked soup instead.

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Nope - just tried to kick the ball properly according to the laneway under Rath.

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He did kick the ball properly, no idea what “according to the laneway” means.

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This is the content I am here for.

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Unfortunately he kicked the ball like he did prior to the hundreds of hours spent by Rath trying to change his action (laneway).

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Just putting on the record that this very poster has no inside knowledge of Tsatas, his training, or work ethic and do not know his mum, or have had any conversations with her.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

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Whether he kicked the ball like Rath has taught him or not is irrelevant, the kick was fine and it was the forwards fault it was a turnover. What insider knowledge do you have of how Rath has taught him to kick?

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Are you happy with his kicking action?

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Obviously it would be good if his kicking improved but i’m not unhappy with that kick.

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I heard he replied with :+1:

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I saw Elijah Tsatas at a grocery store in Airport West yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face…

… somebody had to.

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Infetterence

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Actually it was his mum who replied.

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Tsatas mum gonna become a blitz legend like Mcphees dad.

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tsatas’ MUM > McPhee’s dad

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Does tsatas’s mum call it ‘what’s app’ or ‘what’s up’?

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I asked Scott why he hates Tsatas but all he said was “mum’s the word”.

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I heard Elijah went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

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I missed the origin of this “story”, can someone fill me in?