Have a sook merrett
I think I want to beat these ā ā ā ā ā with Merrett in their team more than beating Collingwood or Carlton.
Rub him and the rest of his hawthorn c-nt mates in it.
Make em negotiate with WCE for pick #1 - let them do all the dirty work. If they canāt deliver, weāll hold onto him and p1ss both parties off, WGAF.
I want to boo him being stretched off round 1.
I want Barham to give it to Merrett Fordham style
Suck the sweat off my sack Mitchell.
Tongue punch my fart box Zac
Na, Rutten style.
Ok now he can go to the hawks and hopefully they catch a massive injury plague and fall off like the swans and we end up with pick 4
So well articulated
As long as we donāt get Connor McDonald included in whatever the deal is. He is a fair dinkum front runner
Iāve said numerous times i still dont rate their list as much as I hate to admit they are well coached but they wont win a flag with a forward line like that
BREAKING NEWS: Merrett request trade to Geelong Cats
No they wouldnāt heād end up getting us called into mediation with the farking AFL and weād get fleeced.
Thatās not how mediation works. AFL canāt force clubs to make a trade..
Imagine zach pulls an all time heel and demands a trade to geelong
I think thereās room for some healthy debate there. His value to Essendon on and off the field is almost immeasurable. The club canāt afford to lose itās best player and contracted captain for pick 8 alone and the best way to mitigate another disaster such as North Melbourneās last 10 years, is to obtain fair and appropriate compensation.
Iād make em sweat - but Iām not in charge.
When do we get the announce?
Itās actually Fark Carlton.
Thank you Merrett for distracting the Hawks during Prelim final week.
I reckon itās all part of the Bombers master plan!