#9 Dylan Shiel


#1305

The surname Barrett apparently means ‘bear power’.
So in an Australian context that describes a stoned koala p1ssing on people.
Apt description I’d postulate.

Anyway go Shiel!
Last year’s recruits were exciting- Shiel should be Adam ‘Icing’ Cooney on afterburners


#1306

Barrett is a busy journo and it’s preseason clickbait. He probably punched it out while on the dunny at lunch.


#1307

It’s just the grass, Shiel is actually taller.


#1308

Cripps and Shiel in the same midfield what could have been for Carlton lols suck a bag of dicks.


#1309

you could of just ended your post there and it would of been an 8/10 post. But it’s the rest that pumped it up to a 10/10


#1310

Barrett. I knew this was coming. After his 2 months off he started with an article on Hannebury, the trouble is, he missed the boat on the AFL drugs issue and instead tried to make it all about Essendon being hard to deal with.

I tend to the view that he didn’t “miss” the boat. He is trying to create a distraction. After all, we all do what our boss tells us to do. If we want to keep our jobs.


#1311

What a waste of time ■■■■■■■ article.

Even if it’s 100% true (and the odds of that are astronomical), who actually gives a ■■■■? If I was a Fark Carlton fan I’d have no interest in reading articles about a guy we missed out on. If I was a fan of 16 other clubs I wouldn’t give a ■■■■ either.


#1312

Seems fitting.


#1313

The thing that is comical is that the sticking point is essendon were apparently being tough to deal with and Carlton were going swoop in the last 20 mins of exchange period.

However Carlton was not prepared to trade pick 1, so exactly where was Carlton finding 2 r1 picks at the 11th hour?

It’s illogical.


#1314

Just came on here to post Barrett is a cvnt. Seriously, if that bloke choke on his own dribbling personality one day, I’ll go he. ■■■■.


#1315

Exactly. The point he made about GWS wanting Sheil to go to Carlton would have been related as well. They only would have wanted that if Pick 1 was on the table. He forgot to mention that little titbit.


#1316

I look forward to his insightful analysis of the machinations at the Trump and Jong Un summit.


#1317

All of you who have clicked on his article have made him relevant


#1318

Well, I for one look forward to Parrot’s dissertation on and blow-by-blow breakdown of Einstein’s theory of relativity.
From there it’s only a hop, skip and jump and the man will be solving cancer.
I’m not quite sure how mankind actually coped during the pre-Barrett years…


#1319

Shiel was so unsure about Essendon, he was only willing to commit to the club for 5 years. Purple is a true fuckstick.


#1320

Barretts just acting out because his piece of sh|t club is going to miss out on their #1 target Josh Kelly again. theyve missed out on literally every star player that they have made a bid for. his hatred for us is the only thing keeping him going at this point.


#1321

cough six cough


#1322

Polec?


#1323

We haven’t won a final in how many years? I don’t think “hatred for us” is fueling anyone.


#1324

My enduring memory of Polec is him chasing zaka the length of the field looking like his underwear was down around his ankles.

He looked very very average.