#9 - Sullivan Robey - the weight of the club on his back

Robey sounds like a shortened version of Ricky Bobby

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One of our Essendon tragic clients at work that has no links whatsoever to Sullivan Robey apart from the fact that he also happens to be from Rowville, reckons he’s gonna be a star

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Rullivan Sobey

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Pfft. What would he know.

I’ve got a mate who is a Hawthown supporter and he reckons we’ve got a good one in Robey. So there’s that.

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Did your mate mention Ollie G as the steal of the draft before or after the comment on Robey?

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When historians of the future define the time when Essendon “jumped the shark” they will probably point to that post on BB calling for “SEA levels to rise”. Ever since then we have had less and less to be arrogant about.

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Good lateral thinking.

Going lowbrow: Robocop.

Someone else can complete the punchline because I have not seen that movie.

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Does he Captain the Robey team of the century?

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He’s got the frame for it, and once tackled a guy so hard he came out of his shoes. If he ran around saying “You are under arrest!” before obliterating guys in tackles that might be the best thing I’ve ever seen on a footy field.

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In full training with the main group now:

https://x.com/patrickryen/status/2027157180026372565?s=46&t=yfIMIPcIchLUazwpjEMkcw

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It’s over. Just hand us the Premiership now. Thanks for coming everyone :folded_hands:

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LOVE this

Yep, the way he double grabs at a handball before dishing it out to proven world beater Jade Gresham who misses a simple pass … can’t see us losing again.

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He is certainly a well put together young man

Swagger alert

That’s the spirit.

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Can he safely land this lame plane?

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And save boo?

hes got so much mass

To be accurate this is not from today. It’s from Wednesday.
I didn’t see him training today.

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PANIC.
DOLLARS.

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