AFL - Good Ideas, Terrible Ideas, Too Many Ideas, No Idea


#2746

You nailed it.


#2747

Bravo.

However I would like to claim a little piece of credit for raising the possibility of AFL: The musical!


#2748

What about Derek & Clive as two Blitzers.


#2749

Excellent suggestion.
“Do the eyes follow you round the room” reminds me of many a Blitz discussion.


#2750

With those colors, they always finish third and just miss the final.

The blue teams always finishes last and gets the wooden hoop.


#2751

Replace Dean Martin with Tom Selleck for BT and that’s a good list.


#2752

When I was picturing Dean Martin it was not the suave years - it was the car crash TV of the latter days of the Dean Martin show when, by the end of each episode, the words would come out in some sort of slurred random order, and the bar stool was an essential tool for keeping Dean from face planting.

But failing that, Slim Pickens.


#2753

More than happy to hand the credits over to you. Clap, clap, clap.


#2754

I’m seeing Fat Vlad being played by Andy Garcia…


#2755

Magda Szybanski, for mine!


#2756

Garcia in a fat suit I meant…


#2757

Couldn’t we bring back meatloaf to play vlad?


#2758

I’ll give you that one. Excellent. And I got the pun.

But surely writing something that rhymes and scans sets an undesirable precedent.


#2759

AD hasn’t got a SENSE OF HUMUS. Magda has and some.


#2760

Humus is the dark organic matter that forms in soil when dead plant and animal matter decays

Oh, you have no idea how badly I wish that AD had a sense of humus… Fark that fat ■■■■…


#2761

They’re back! Pink balls. Or is it pink bits…


#2762

Can we take a moment to appreciate that no AFL player or club ever gets to use potential injury as an excuse not to play SOO again?

Also, ■■■■ this travesty.


#2763

Hahaha. Oh man. That’s a good one. Let’s make them wear tutus while we’re at it perhaps?

@ivan @DJR check this sh/t out


#2764

My cold sweat broke within minutes of this announcment. I’m greatly relieved.


#2765

From the article:

Ah the good old days of AFLX that everyone knows and loves, we’ve just gotta keep that spirit alive!

These guys live on a different fkn planet I swear