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Luke Sayers ‘■■■■ pic’ saga looms as a window into the AFL’s ‘do-as-we-please’ integrity probes
The duplicity of the AFL’s ‘justice’ system has long depended on the heavy-hand of its corporate affairs enforcers. But if the Luke Sayers Supreme Court ‘■■■■ pic’ saga takes us to the promised land, the jig may soon be up.
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April 1, 2026
“Now you know what ■■■■ you’ve been writing,” long-time league fixer Patrick Keane barked at Herald Sun reporters on the night Essendon was banished from the 2013 finals after a two-day “hearing” at AFL House.
It was a dig at the newspaper’s exposes into the league’s secret manipulation of the drugs investigation.
Predictably, Keane went silent when it was later revealed that Bombers officials had been showered with threats and inducements, including a secret offer for coach James Hird to study at Oxford University, in exchange for accepting their penalties.

The Luke Sayers saga could throw the workings of the AFL integrity unit into the light. Picture: NCA NewsWire / Martin Ollman
The duplicity of the AFL’s “justice” system – where the league acts as investigator, judge, jury and executioner – has long depended on the heavy-hand of its corporate affairs enforcers.
Many a newsroom editor or an up-and-coming reporter daring to step out of line to shine a light on the AFL’s questionable conduct has been shredded by an attack dog from the league’s PR department.
Play ball, swim between the flags and publish our version of events, no matter how far-fetched, and you’ll survive just fine on the AFL beat is the message.
It’s all part of a well-oiled, in-house brand protection racket oxymoronically known as the AFL integrity unit.
But if the Luke Sayers Supreme Court “■■■■ pic” saga takes us to the promised land, the jig may soon be up.
In the gun and among those with most to lose is former ALP and CFMEU spinner Sharon McCrohan, who was hand-picked by the AFL’s top brass to replace the outgoing Brian Walsh as the league’s corporate affairs executive general manager late last year.

Brian Walsh. Picture: Nikki Davis-Jones

Sharon McCrohan.
Both Walsh and McCrohan were at the coalface of the AFL’s behind-the-scenes response to the posting of a picture of Sayers’ ■■■■■ on his X account last January.
McCrohan had been engaged by Sayers to crisis-manage the fallout from the “■■■■ pic”, before landing her current job at AFL headquarters, while Walsh now spins for Fox Footy owner DAZN.
Their emails and text messages, should they ever see the light, and communications between other senior AFL figures including league general counsel Stephen Meade and integrity unit boss Tony Keane could offer a rare and candid window into the AFL’s do-as-we-please handling integrity probes.
As Tuesday’s Herald Sun revealed, a flurry of subpoenas are set to be fired off by lawyers for Sayers’ estranged wife Cate in a major escalation of the court stoush.

Sayers and wife Cate at the 2024 Brownlow Medal count. Picture: Quinn Rooney/Getty Images.
In court documents filed last week by Cate’s legal team, senior AFL officials are accused of colluding with Carlton and the former PwC supremo in a bid to clear him of the scandal.
McCrohan was slapped with a legal letter last month and has already lawyered up in what is shaping to be one of the trials of the century.
And by running a “substantive malice and improper purpose” claim, Cate’s lawyers have drawn the AFL’s conduct and that of its senior staff into the middle of the proceedings.
The longer the controversy surrounding the picture of Mr Sayers’ ■■■■■ rages, the more you wonder what new AFL commission chairman Craig Drummond and his three female commission colleagues Gabrielle Trainor, Simone Wilkie and Denise Bowden must make of it all.
Perhaps they will finally acknowledge what the rest of Australia already knows about the way in which the nation’s biggest sport conducts its integrity inquiries.