All Australian Ugliest Team

And the winner is …

Yeah, which is why I was surprised at the toll playing for FarkCarlton took on him.
Glamour Boy to fuckedup has-been in one step.

A salutary lesson for players to avoid.

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Purple Flog must rate highly here- both on looks & soul. (Team mascot?)
Can’t bring myself to post a pic.

Yes. It involved using a wound-up car window as a restraining device. Allegedly.

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I’d make the team for sure.

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Ok. Maybe not.

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How does someone go from super fit to that? It’s a wild transformation.

Is that mick mgaune? Jeepers

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His body was stuffed - he couldn’t even kick haha - by the end of his career. Assume that meant he could exercise. Imagine a lot of beers and cigarettes would not have helped with a poor diet to top it off.

That doesn’t explain the hairstyle.

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Yep.

Looks like a watermelon with a toupee on it.

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I’m still flabbergasted that
This

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Could produce this!

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Do we have a pic of KB’s milkman?

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He does look like a cross between Geddy Lee and somebody in Iron Maiden.

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Bartlett wins because he’s also ugly on the inside.

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There’s a bit of Van Morrison about Bif

Caro wins because she has both to the extreme

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Bartlett’s milkman…just saying

Bartlett 3 Milk man

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What about a convicted criminals and sex offenders all Australian team?

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