ANNOUNCE ICE DANCING TO JANET JACKSON IS THE WHITEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN!
ANNOUNCE FOLLOWED IT UP WITH BRICK HOUSE!
AMAZEBALLS.
ANNOUNCE THERE IS NO NATURAL SNOW IN THEM THERE MOUNTAINS
ANNOUNCE SO THATS ALL MAN MADE? LUCKY ITS -25c
C7 saying Beijing only city to host winter and summer games - correct, if they are only referring to opening and closing ceremonies.
Yep, it is super dry around Beijing during winter, I remember one winter it went 90+ days without rain. Dam dam cold and dry
Be like Melbourne saying it was hosting with the skinny at Falls or Hotham
Snow unlikely at below -20C
ANNOUNCE SEVERAL OF THE EVENTS ARE TAKING PLACE IN BEIJING
ANNOUNCE FIRST GOLD MEDAL OF THE GAMES GOES TO NORWAY IN THE SKIATHLON
THE WINNER HAS RECENTLY RETURNED FROM A 4 YEAR DOPING BAN. HER CLAIM WAS THAT THE SUBSTANCE CAME FROM LIP BALM. YEP LIKELY STORY
Several events are in Beijing though and Yanqing where several other events are being held is technically a suburb of Beijing
ANNOUNCE LADIES WITH MASSIVE MUSCULAR THIGHS DICING WITH DEATH BY BARRELLING AROUND ICE WITH RAZOR SHARP BLADES ON THEIR FEET
ANNOUNCE MARK DORAN REALLY BORING AT COMMENTATING LUGE WHEN IT SHOULD BE VERY EXCITING
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ANNOUNCE BIATHLON-SKIING AND SHOOTING A PERFECT MATCH
ANNOUNCE QUOTE FROM REDNECK IN US ARMY SKI CORP FROM WARREN MILLER MOVIE 20 YEARS AGO: “I JUST LIKE TO SKI AROUND WITH A GUN.”
ANNOUNCE DID YOU KNOW THAT AUSTRALIA HAD SKI TROOPS IN LEBANON IN WW2
FURTHER ANNOUNCE THAT WAS JUST TO SHOW I HAVE MORE VAGUELY RELATED FACTS THAN THESE COMMENTATORS DO.
ANNOUNCE AMAZING FACT
ANNOUNCE MAIN CHANNEL ABOUT TO SHOW MEN WITH ELASTIC CRUCIATE LIGMENTS
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