ANNOUNCE FEWER OLYMPICS/PARALYMPICS/COMM GAMES

ANNOUNCE ICE DANCING TO JANET JACKSON IS THE WHITEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN!

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ANNOUNCE FOLLOWED IT UP WITH BRICK HOUSE!
AMAZEBALLS.

ANNOUNCE THERE IS NO NATURAL SNOW IN THEM THERE MOUNTAINS

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ANNOUNCE SO THATS ALL MAN MADE? LUCKY ITS -25c

C7 saying Beijing only city to host winter and summer games - correct, if they are only referring to opening and closing ceremonies.

Yep, it is super dry around Beijing during winter, I remember one winter it went 90+ days without rain. Dam dam cold and dry

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Be like Melbourne saying it was hosting with the skinny at Falls or Hotham

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Snow unlikely at below -20C

ANNOUNCE SEVERAL OF THE EVENTS ARE TAKING PLACE IN BEIJING

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ANNOUNCE FIRST GOLD MEDAL OF THE GAMES GOES TO NORWAY IN THE SKIATHLON

THE WINNER HAS RECENTLY RETURNED FROM A 4 YEAR DOPING BAN. HER CLAIM WAS THAT THE SUBSTANCE CAME FROM LIP BALM. YEP LIKELY STORY

Several events are in Beijing though and Yanqing where several other events are being held is technically a suburb of Beijing

ANNOUNCE LADIES WITH MASSIVE MUSCULAR THIGHS DICING WITH DEATH BY BARRELLING AROUND ICE WITH RAZOR SHARP BLADES ON THEIR FEET

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ANNOUNCE MARK DORAN REALLY BORING AT COMMENTATING LUGE WHEN IT SHOULD BE VERY EXCITING

EDIT - TRAINING RUN ONLY

ANNOUNCE BIATHLON-SKIING AND SHOOTING A PERFECT MATCH

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ANNOUNCE QUOTE FROM REDNECK IN US ARMY SKI CORP FROM WARREN MILLER MOVIE 20 YEARS AGO: “I JUST LIKE TO SKI AROUND WITH A GUN.”

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ANNOUNCE DID YOU KNOW THAT AUSTRALIA HAD SKI TROOPS IN LEBANON IN WW2

FURTHER ANNOUNCE THAT WAS JUST TO SHOW I HAVE MORE VAGUELY RELATED FACTS THAN THESE COMMENTATORS DO.

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ANNOUNCE AMAZING FACT

ANNOUNCE MAIN CHANNEL ABOUT TO SHOW MEN WITH ELASTIC CRUCIATE LIGMENTS

Stop this interview

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