Very disorganised and disjointed half by the US. Right now I wouldn’t expect them to progress past the next game assuming they don’t bomb out today. Wouldn’t beat Sweden or Japan right now.
The commentator keeps saying that it’s “Must Win” for the US.
No it’s not. They’re probably very happy going through to the next stage with an easy draw.
There’s an emergency siren going off in Wellington.
Some rogue sheep have gotten into the stadium
That’s all the conservatives sounding the “woke alarm”
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Oh God don’t bring Rapinoe on.
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C’mon Portugal.
Turf the Yanks
Quiet you awful man.
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When they were showing footage of the crowd…… reminded me of this.
I think Roy and HG captured our feelings about Americans very well!
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I guess this means they’ll play in Melbourne, so that’d be okay. Probably against Sweden though, which is, well, not ideal.
Sitting on 0-0 is dangerous. The longer you do it the more the risk Portugal dicking a goal and not leaving enough time to get it back
Why have they only made one sub?
Portuguese need to commit more players forward
Gah, shouldn’t have taken the touch before the cross
Put some younger players in you muppet.
(He did, good.)
The keeper just copped a massive shirt front
That poor Portuguese goalie’s taken some hard knocks
Yes, that’s Dennis Rodman’s daughter.
F*ck!
Oh man the wood saved them
Inches away from knocking out the US