Bag the opposition: Joe Dan edition

Last game of the year up in Brisneyland. I will be drinking top shelf burbon in the cricketers club.

Give me something to shout about and make getting escorted out worth it Bombers!

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Remember that time Bailey played on from a free kick, and then stuffed the kick, and then you lost the Grand Final.

Ahh, good times. Well not good times because it gave Collingwood a flag, but good times because you potentially ■■■■■■ away the only flag you had a chance of winning.

Lang Park ■■■■■ all over the Gabba

He could sit on the fence and Menzies would manage to fumble the ball out of bounds uncontested

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Pit your house on Brisbane buy 60 plus

Half our team have already hit the turps

With each passing week this is becoming more and more like plankton taking the pi$s out of a killer whale.

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I’m still tweaking from a handful of microdots consumed at ‘Family’ in the Valley back in Feb 2003.

Move to Queensland and enjoy the sunshine they say. Wow…….between Family, Monastery, Zoo & Beat, I’m surprised I survived the 2 years I lived their in mid 20’s

That joint’s sketchy as Joe Dans living arrangements

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Surprised half our team are teetotallers.

Culture

Remember the time you beat us in the 2001 Grand Final and abruptly ended our greatness during that era and we have not recovered from that loss since?

Haha, that’ll hit em where it hurts.

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I like Joe. There, I said it.

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lol, fantastic.
P.s I do not condone microdots.:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Might watch Frozen™ after the game. I dont have kids so I don’t hate the film.

Good view from the Cricketers Club. Still not worth the trip - sitting this one out.

Edit: And I don’t want to listen to Country Road

I like Joe

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You lot are pathetic.

Fark Darcy’s brother and the saline-injecting steroid-taking Carrara Koalas. Fark Robert Walls and his Strempel-bashing. Fark their role in the ritual sacrifice of Fitzroy. Fark their private owners like Christopher Skase, and fark David “Barcelona” Richardson. LOL at their Vegas trips. Fark Warwick Capper and his Gold Coast golden tighty shorts. Nathan Buckley farked them. Fark them abusing retirement games by punching people without fear of reprisal. Fark them for allowing Collingwood to be premiers. Fark Eric Hipwood kicking Hurley Myers in the face. LOL at them conceding the greatest ever AFL score.

And fark Brad Scott.

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Outstanding

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Quality post, but did Nathan really fark Warwick’s shorts??? Eeuww!

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I like how your mind works.

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Joe made the right choice. Stupid of us to hold on to him when he was clearly over playing for us.

Lions by 80+.

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