BONT BONT
YOUR A CONT
We are really nice.
Please let us win.
[INSERT GAMBLING SPONSOR]
other side
[LOVE THE GAME NOT THE ODDS]
ESSDEN
CLAP CLAP
Ooh Aah look at the score
Bevos Dogs are gonna drop four.
The dogs canât take a trick
Caleb Daniel your a little prick
PETER GORDON
IS A
FAT â â â â
BEVO STINKS
HIS GAME PLANS FAULTY
I HOPE YOU FAIL
LIKE BROWNS SAME GAME MULTI
Weâve already beaten you this year
Now weâll make it 2 in a row
Franko Cozzo thinks youâre a bunch of hipster flogs
Megalo! Megalo! Megalo!
Manâs best friend?
More like AFL lap dog.
Everything you got told is wrong
Weâre the Bombers who donât bomb it long
Youâre the Western but we know youâre fake
Real cowboys have names like Sam and Jake
Dogs are stupid, dogs are smelly
Before you lick your own balls
You have to earn them Bontempelli
A new farmers helper named Murphy Bob,
Accidentally milking the Bulldog,
The farmer yelled âBob yer so dumb,
Youâve gone and milked the wrong one!â
Said Bob âbut me whole buckets full!â
Dougie Hawkinsâs greatest regret
Was not becoming a Don to win some flags
But you later got us back
When Aker chose your pissant club
Which made Sheeds a little sad.
Refer to Doug Anthony All Starsâ album âDead and Aliveâ song 14
You gave us the Package,
We gave you picks 25 & 30.
Jakeyâs gonna send you packing tonight,
And Dunkleyâs gonna be feeling DIRTY
Our last win in finals was 2004.
Everybody remembers
Yours was a flag 5 years ago
And youâve still got no fans or members.
We lost Nick Hind
Cause he went to get a sandwich that day
Dogs like it from behind
And thatâs where they will stay