surely you could work in Jeanne Pratt here.
DIE*!
please.
Challenge accepted.
Rivalries are fun
When the other team is good
Weâll just take four points
Because you suck massively
Admittedly that one doesnât stick the landing.
Our banner;
FARK CARLTON
FARK CARLTON
FARK CARLTON
FARK CARLTON
Their banner;
WEâRE SO FARKED
WEâRE SO FARKED
WEâRE SO FARKED
WEâRE SO FARKED
May we be so bold
As to suggest you fold
Your whole clubâs an affront
Youâre just a pack of â â â â â
Fark Carlton you â â â â â â â the time has come
So lube your â â â â and go grab a franga
Youâre about to be reamed
By a rampaging ranga!
Your fans call us druggies
And they say that weâre cheats
Well youâre mob are hopeless
The compâs easybeats
We took our drugs
Then bore the comedown
Now weâre better than you already
You pack of â â â â â â â clowns
Where once we left you privately seething.
Today it will be with all your fans leaving.
4 points is why we come
Weâll rack up a lot of stats
Shouldnât be too hard playing
the Carlton witches hats
A spoon full of âŠ
Carlton how many spoons?
Last one. For nowâŠ
My fiancé used to love the blues
Itâs not completely her fault
Sheâs come to terms, and now loves the dons
So sheâs leaving that rabble cult
We beat you last year,
when our depth was heinous,
But today you will feel us,
deep in your âŠ
How many spuds Carlton draft?
When the draft didnât work
You turned to the giants
Now your fans have turned
Into Victoria street clients
in John Worsford Media conference today! he indicated if Jason Cripps plays with that fractured jaw. He subconsciously indicated they will Target Jason Cripps fractured jaw
Number one draft picks
Youâve had your fair share
Yet a number two stench
Fills Ikon Parkâs air
Princes Park, Optus Oval, Visy Park, now Ikon.
Donât you wish Channel 9 didnât turn Fevâs Mic on.
The old boys are back, up and about, and the new kids are skylarkinâ
You havenât been relevant since you were coached by David Parkin
SHEESH
WHY HAVENâT I JOINED
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BETTING COMPANY