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surely you could work in Jeanne Pratt here.

DIE*!

please.

Challenge accepted.

Rivalries are fun
When the other team is good
We’ll just take four points
Because you suck massively

Admittedly that one doesn’t stick the landing.

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Our banner;

FARK CARLTON
FARK CARLTON
FARK CARLTON
FARK CARLTON

Their banner;

WE’RE SO FARKED
WE’RE SO FARKED
WE’RE SO FARKED
WE’RE SO FARKED

May we be so bold
As to suggest you fold
Your whole club’s an affront
You’re just a pack of ■■■■■

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Fark Carlton you ■■■■■■■ the time has come
So lube your ■■■■ and go grab a franga
You’re about to be reamed
By a rampaging ranga!

Your fans call us druggies
And they say that we’re cheats
Well you’re mob are hopeless
The comp’s easybeats

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We took our drugs
Then bore the comedown
Now we’re better than you already
You pack of ■■■■■■■ clowns

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Where once we left you privately seething.
Today it will be with all your fans leaving.

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4 points is why we come
We’ll rack up a lot of stats
Shouldn’t be too hard playing
the Carlton witches hats

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A spoon full of 

Carlton how many spoons?

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Last one. For now


My fiancé used to love the blues
It’s not completely her fault
She’s come to terms, and now loves the dons
So she’s leaving that rabble cult

We beat you last year,
when our depth was heinous,
But today you will feel us,
deep in your 


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How many spuds Carlton draft?

When the draft didn’t work
You turned to the giants
Now your fans have turned
Into Victoria street clients

in John Worsford Media conference today! he indicated if Jason Cripps plays with that fractured jaw. He subconsciously indicated they will Target Jason Cripps fractured jaw

Number one draft picks
You’ve had your fair share
Yet a number two stench
Fills Ikon Park’s air

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Princes Park, Optus Oval, Visy Park, now Ikon.
Don’t you wish Channel 9 didn’t turn Fev’s Mic on.

The old boys are back, up and about, and the new kids are skylarkin’
You haven’t been relevant since you were coached by David Parkin

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SHEESH
WHY HAVEN’T I JOINED
THE WORLDS LARGEST
BETTING COMPANY

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