theDJR
April 28, 2018, 8:56pm
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Thanks to Collingwood getting the twilight game and us not, I had to leave Durras last night (and sleep along the way) to get back to Melbourne in time. Hence:
I braked just hard enough that Skippy almost didn’t die, and only smashed the hood and light.
Five more hours to drive now.
We better farking win.
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Yeah he was good as our forward coach but has serious question marks as midfield coach- i would have “put the brakes on” too.
Drive safely and don’t hit Worsfold. I’ve seen the old tapes and he doesn’t bounce.
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Watching the Bombers crash on Wednesday then watching a car crash on Saturday, theres plenty of action in the life of DJR. Not good news.
But there is good news. If you had hit the roo on a bike, you probably would have come off second best.
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Is this a sign that at least we’ll knock Norf over??
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That’s nothing. WOB hit 4 Roos and 2 Dingos on his trip home last week… Article coming on the EFC website later this week.
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Smashed by the roos, pies and demons* in under a week. Can only improve from there.
All for that sweet taste of HOT CHIPS straight out of the bucket.
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Great commitment from the Kangaroo there … went in hard.
barnz
April 29, 2018, 1:40am
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that cars soft, can’t even maintain its shape after a little bit of pressure…
Lindsay Thomas would have hit the accelerator.
theDJR
April 29, 2018, 3:10am
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Made it to my seat with 3 minutes to spare.
My bad back hobbling shuffle from around Nth Melbourne station was pitiful.
FFS.
theDJR
April 29, 2018, 3:18am
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Blow the siren, end the game, I wanna go home.
2-0 we lead, that’s enough
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theDJR
April 29, 2018, 4:26am
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If it was Lindsay Thomas so would have I.
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theDJR
April 29, 2018, 4:28am
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I saw literally scores of dead kangaroos along the Hume. The closest was south of Craigieburn.
Dopey bastardos.
theDJR
April 29, 2018, 7:42am
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Also, the people who liked my original post are nasty buggers!